Tuesday, March 08, 2011

About That Window...


The window I'm talking about is in my post about the PBS Troubadours show.  As for the toon... it's from last week and is also from the usual source.  Unlike my peer in the toon I don't envy today's younger generation at all, given there's so much lethal stuff out there.  I still have most of my hair, too.

Monday, March 07, 2011

How Strange

This:


That would be EIP translated into Turkish.  We had a visitor from Istanbul earlier today and said visitor was interested enough in our scribblings that he or she (a) spent a lil over 32 minutes with us and (b) took the time to translate EIP into Turkish.  Proof:


Once again: ain't technology grand?  Can you imagine being able to project our everyman thoughts two continents away as recently as ten years ago?  I can't and am thus amazed.  I'm no less amazed that someone in far-away Istanbul... a city I greatly admire and one in which I had some hella good times... would take the trouble to read me.  Small world, indeed.   

Hoşgeldiniz, benim Türk arkadaşım ... ve do geri gelecek. 

Nostalgic. Again.

Bein' of a certain age (are ya tired o' that line yet, Gentle Reader?)... I made sure to catch "Troubadours" on PBS' American Masters last week.  About which: a damned good show, mebbe even a great show.  Here's a blurb from the PBS web site:
The narrative begins in the ’60s, when Carole King and Gerry Goffin were writing their now-iconic songs at Manhattan’s 1650 Broadway hit factory, and James Taylor was emerging as a folksinger/songwriter. The location then shifts westward to L.A.’s Laurel Canyon, the breeding ground for the burgeoning singer-songwriter community, and to Doug Weston’s Troubadour, where the King/Taylor partnership begins to blossom and a close-knit crew of future legends — including Jackson Browne, Linda Ronstadt, Joni Mitchell, Eagles, and Elton John—performs on the small stage and holds court in the bar, the epicenter of the action.

The story is told through archival footage, much of it never before seen, which is intercut with the vivid recollections and incisive reflections of a wide cast of characters. Along with King and Taylor, contributors include David Crosby, Roger McGuinn, Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, Chris Darrow, Kris Kristofferson, J.D. Souther, and Elton John; Taylor’s former manager and producer, music impresario Peter Asher; the one-time head of Ode Records and producer of King’s Tapestry, Lou Adler; musicians Russ Kunkel, Leland Sklar, Craig Doerge and Danny “Kootch” Kortchmar (Taylor’s childhood friend and King’s bandmate in The City); songwriters Barry Mann, Cynthia Weil and (King collaborator) Toni Stern; rock critics Robert Hilburn (who covered the scene as Los Angeles Times’ pop music critic); Barney Hoskyns (author of the So Cal music histories Waiting for the Sun and Hotel California) and Robert Christgau; Troubadour denizens Cheech & Chong and Steve Martin; photographer/musician Henry Diltz; and King’s daughter Sherry Goffin Kondor.
All of the above listed artists contributed to my life's soundtrack during my salad days, otherwise known as the best bits.  Let's be a little more precise:  I'm talking about a roughly ten year time frame, between 1966 and 1976... or when I was 21 to 31.  There are a multitude of reasons why that era was arguably best... both SN1 and SN2 were born in that time, I went through my second childhood (a premature mid-life crisis, to use another hackneyed phrase), met The Second Mrs. Pennington and fell in love, ran around the Pacific Rim for an extended period of time, and enjoyed all the things a married young man who metastasized into a footloose nutcase could possibly enjoy, including quite a few things I shouldn't have enjoyed if I'd been in my right mind.  But it sure as hell was the best of times... not just for me, but for pretty much an entire generation of Americans.

Speaking of the "best of times," there was one short anecdote... mebbe a minute total, prolly less... where David Crosby was describing life in the Laurel Canyon set.  He said something to the effect of...
"And the sex.  There was a LOT of that.  There was also this small window of time (he holds his hands about a foot apart to illustrate) between The Pill and AIDS when it was all fun and games, and it was good.  (He pauses for about three beats here and looks directly into the camera)  I need to emphasize that.  It was GOOD."
You had to be there when that window was open, Gentle Reader, to appreciate exactly what Crosby is on about.  And I thank my lucky stars I was.  There.  But that was only part of it, of course, even though it was a very LARGE part.  See: footloose nutcase, above.  And here, too.

The show runs again tomorrow night on my PBS station (and prolly yours, too) and I plan to watch it again.  You can also watch it in its entirety on-line, if'n you have a mind to do that.  The music and the story are both excellent, especially if you happened to be there at the time.  Recommended.


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In news of the trivial and mundane... we reduced the size of our Amazon wish list by a lil bit this morning by ordering a Ray LaMontagne CD ("Till the Sun Turns Black"), a Johnny Winter CD ("Progressive Blues Experiment"), and that Gregg Allman album we've talked about recently ("Low Country Blues").  I also ordered a spiffy lil tool for my key ring so I'll never ever, ever again get caught away from home without a beer bottle opener.  That happened to me during our recent cold weather exile to the Holiday Inn Express, and even though the front desk had an opener I could borrow they might not o' had.  Just a lil sumthin' I'll never worry about again.

Hey!  I told ya it was trivial and mundane, dint I?

Plane Pr0n and No Protest

The Air Force Association's Daily Report newsletter recently introduced a new feature called "Air Frame" which showcases the work of USAF photographers (and others, I presume).  Here's another offering in the occasional series:


Air Frame: Two F-15E Strike Eagles sit on the flight line at Mountain Home AFB, Idaho, Dec. 6, 2010. (Air Force photo by SrA. Debbie Lockhart) (click for larger)

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In other USAF news... this is a good thing:
No Tanker Protest: EADS North America has announced that it won't protest the Air Force's award of the KC-X tanker contract to Boeing. The Air Force ran an "extremely professional" and "scrupulous" competition, Ralph Crosby, EADS North America chairman, told reporters during a press conference March 4 in Washington, D.C., to discuss the company's decision. USAF officials did "everything they said they would" during the source-selection process," leaving "nothing to hang a protest on," he said. "The Air Force looks forward to the long-awaited recapitalization of its air refueling fleet," service spokesman Lt. Col. Todd Vician said in a statement released following the company's announcement. Boeing's tanker spokesman Bill Barksdale, in a statement issued after EADS' event, said: "We understand the importance of this effort to our customer and the country and stand ready, along with our nationwide team of suppliers, to go to work on the new KC-46A program." Continue to Cleared for Takeoff. (See also our initial coverage)
I'm surprised EADS isn't filing a protest, given the long and tortuous ten-year history of the tanker war.  I'm SO very glad they aren't gonna go down that road.

Long-time readers know I obtain a huge amount of blog-fodder  from the AFA's Daily Report.  If you find this sorta stuff interesting there's a link to the Daily Report in my sidebar... clicking that link takes you directly to the current report (published Monday-Friday) and an extensive archive of past reports.  It's good stuff for us ol' blue-suiters and aviation folks in general.


Sunday, March 06, 2011

Despicable

I dunno about you, Gentle Reader, but I find this abomination fits the definition of the word "despicable" precisely:

(click for full-screen image)

I suppose it had to happen sooner or later: some low-life, money-grubbing, motherless SOB would figure out a way to make a buck off the nation's darkest day since Pearl Harbor.  This both saddens and outrages me at the same time... and you wouldn't want to be in the same room with me when the teevee ads for this crap come on.  The air turns blue and it's a wonder my teevee still lives, given my apoplectic reaction to this brand of greed and opportunism.

I don't see how any American who was alive and in possession of their mental faculties on that black September day could EVER forget.  The appropriate way to commemorate and remember 9/11?  Observe a moment of silence when the day rolls around in September.  Make a pilgrimage and join in the solemn ceremonies that will be held at Ground Zero, the Pentagon, or the site of the Flight 93 Shanksville Memorial.  Do anything other than buy this bullshit.  Anything.

Disagree?  I'd like to hear your rationale in comments... but ya better make it good.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

OK, Back to Business As Usual

The best thing I read today:
Jokes, he argues, were a vital communication tool for President Reagan "because he could illustrate points with them." Mr. Johnson adopts a remarkable vocal impression of America's 40th president and delivers an example: "You know, he said, 'I'm not too worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself.'" Recovering from his own laughter, he adds: "Of course, that's an excellent one-liner, but it's also a perfectly valid economic point." Then his expression grows serious again and he concludes: "You don't get that from Obama. He talks in paragraphs."
Well.  I don't think Mr. Reagan would say the same thing about our current deficit, which is big enough to destroy us.  It might do just that, despite Mr. Obama's paragraphs on the subject.

The post title of "back to bid'niz as usual" refers to my Obama the Brewmaster post which just MIGHT be the only time time I've said something nice about our sitting president.  But... about the above passage... here's a lil bit of the back-story:
His concern with the human dimension of history is reflected as well in his attitude toward humor, the subject of another recent book, "Humorists." "The older I get," he tells me, "the more important I think it is to stress jokes." Which is another reason he loves America. "One of the great contributions that America has made to civilization," he deadpans, "is the one-liner." The one-liner, he says, was "invented, or at any rate brought to the forefront, by Benjamin Franklin." Mark Twain's were the "greatest of all." 

And then there was Ronald Reagan. "Mr. Reagan had thousands of one-liners." Here a grin spreads across Mr. Johnson's face: "That's what made him a great president." 
This is from a WSJ interview with British historian Paul Johnson.  There's much to like in that interview and it's a fairly quick read, as well.  Recommended.

The hat tip goes to Occasional Reader Rob, who sent the link via e-mail. 

Wherein I Say Something Good About Obama

Yeah, you read that right.  Check this out:


That would be the president holding a bottle of beer... but that's a bottle of 312 beer, brewed in Chicago (312 is the metro Chicago area code -- how clever) and gifted to David Cameron last summer.  That's not necessarily a noteworthy thing as people give other people beer all the time... even presidents and prime ministers.  Nope, what got MY attention is the fact Obama is brewing his own beer.  Supposedly.  He's doing it in the White House and will serve the fruits of his labors at White House dinners in future.   From NPR's web site:
During this year's Super Bowl, President Obama created a stir by offering guests at the White House beer that he'd brewed himself. And now the president reportedly plans to have another batch of his homebrew on hand March 17 — that's right, for St. Patrick's Day.

According to the Irish Central website, when Obama announced that this March is Irish American Heritage Month, he also pledged to serve his own White House Honey Ale — made with honey from the White House garden beehive — to help celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
Well, hell, that's no small beer.  Good on The One.  While the fact that the President brews his own beer is pretty cool (actually there's a Beer Czar in the White House kitchen that does it for him)... it's also unlikely to change my mind about Obama the president or Obama the politician.  That said, I wouldn't mind sampling a bottle of White House Honey Ale.  OTOH... "Gub'mint Beer."  The very thought makes me snicker.

I'll remind you that even a stopped clock is right twice a day, Gentle Reader.  Indications are Obama's clock stopped at Happy Hour, and that would be the best case.

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In other beer news.... Fox News has a good piece up on the craft beer explosion.  A few excerpts: 
In fact, while beers sales fell as a whole by almost 3 percent nationally, the sale of craft beer -- which is any beer made by breweries producing less than two million barrels a year -- has gone up.
 
In the first half of 2010, the sales of craft beer went up 9 percent by volume and 12 percent in dollars, according to the Brewers Association, a national non-profit association representing the majority of  U.S. breweries

While craft beers are still a small percentage of total beer sales, the totals are staggering and sobering: nine million barrels, more than $7 billion in sales, helping to fuel an estimated 100,000 full- and part-time jobs coast to coast.
Julia Herz, spokeswoman for the Brewers Association, says that breweries are on the rise in U.S. neighborhoods, with more than 1,600 breweries registered and another 500 in the planning stages.
It's no great secret that Americans' taste in beer is improving, what IS news is the proliferation of small local breweries.  The linked article claims that most Americans live within ten miles of a brewery and that is very good news.  Beer should be local, unless it isn't.  By that I mean there ain't no such thing as the Portales Brewery or "Big(ger) City Beer."  The nearest brewery to me is in Santa Fe... as far as I know... and they put out crap, unfortunately.  So we'll hang with beer from Fort Collins, CO; Shiner, TX; and Boston, among others. 

Friday, March 04, 2011

For My Yankee Friends...

... who prolly never heard of Brother Dave Gardner.  Which is one of those curses that comes with livin' north o' the Mason-Dixon Line.  But... be ignorant no more because ignorance is a curse in and of itself, almost as bad as bein' born a Yankee.  I'll forgive one... which is an accident of birth... but not the other, which is a willful choice.  Well, sometimes both of those things are willful choices but let us not moralize, let's just get to the funny.



You may wonder why I'm posting an obscure Suthin' Comic, and you're prolly justified in your wonderin'.  The briefest of explanations: Brother Dave happened to come up in conversation at Blog-Bud Andy's place.  Then there's the fact that Brother Dave is talkin' about some mo'sickle riders I've known in the past; that's no small matter amongst the biker fraternity.  So... 2+2= 5, as it sometimes turns out to be.  Fate and the minds of semi-senile Old Men work in mysterious ways.

Secret note to Andy:  We're STILL waiting for our "Brother Dave" award.  Patience is NOT infinite, yanno?

In This Morning's Mail

My latest love note from Amazon...


My very first thought was this, bein' as how I'm of a certain age:


Heh.  I was around seven or eight years old when the first 3-D craze hit and it reeled me in, hook, line, and sinker.  I saw numerous 3-D movies and saved those cheap-ass cardboard glasses.  I bought 3-D comic books, too,  so given my history I was intrigued enough to read about the Panasonic 3-D video camera.  I found out ya still need those cheesy glasses to watch your home movies in 3-D, tho*:
A TV that is capable of side-by-side method 3D playback, 3D Eyewear, and HDMI cable connection are required to play the recorded 3D images.
Not to mention a pricey 3-D teevee, which run from $1,100.00 to $5,000.00,  the cheapest ones bein' in the thousand dollar-plus range.  I think I'll pass, thank ya.  Rumor has it there is now at least one 3-D teevee line that functions without the need for glasses but Toshiba is right proud of 'em, to the tune of $1,400.00 or so for a 20-inch model, assuming they're even available.   More:


Pretty intriguing, innit?  I can see a time in about a couple o' years when this sorta thing will catch on and there will be 3-D programming on your garden variety cable or satellite system.  As for me... I'll most definitely wait until I can watch the Beloved Wings in 3-D.  Just imagine a 3-D goal cam and seein' a 95 mph slap-shot come at ya through the screen.  THAT would be sumthin'!

* You don't need 3-D glasses to view output from the Fujifilm FinePix still camera, tho.  This is pretty intriguing technology and it's affordable, as well.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

It's Always SUMTHIN', Part VIII (Failing Body Parts Division)

We're just back from spending some quality time with our optometrist in The Big(ger) City™ and he confirmed what I suspected: I need cataract surgery.  In both eyes.  This doesn't come as any great shock to the system as I was told I had cataracts at my last eye appointment a year and a half ago.  But I had noticed my vision was deteriorating, so we made today's appointment to get our confirmation.

So... we go in for our preliminary workups on the 21st, with surgery to follow at some point in the future.  Yet another adventure in growing old... which ain't for sissies, as we all know.

Just in passing: the return trip from Clovis was semi-exciting.  You know how your eyes get all blurry for a couple o' hours after you've had them dilated for your exam?  Well, it's worse when you have cataracts.  But we made it home and we're enjoyin' the last of the Sammy Adams variety pack.  It's quite nice outdoors, too... but my eyes can't take the sunlight right now.  It's always SUMTHIN'.

No Fly Zone?

There's been much comment and discussion in the press and on my teevee about the US or some sort of multinational force (heh, as if) setting up a No-Fly Zone (NFZ) over Libya to prevent the batshit crazy Qaddafi from murdering his own people.  I saw Secretary Gates' remarks before a congressional committee on the subject and he was pretty lukewarm on the ideer.  This morning I got an e-mail from Michael Dunn, the president of the Air Force Association, on the same subject.  Here are some of Mr. Dunn's salient points: 
The central issue, in my mind, with a no-fly zone (NFZ) is a policy one.  What do you want to do?  It is too facile to say:  Stop aircraft from killing people and destroying things ... as it begs the question of:  “Soooooo, are you OK with ground forces killing people and destroying things?”  If the latter is answered in the negative, then the air piece is only one part of a larger answer.  [I worry this option is being considered just to be seen as “Doing Something.”]
A second, but lesser important question is:  How long do you want to do this.  If the answer is:  We don't know ... but plan for a month or so.  Then we'll need a couple hundred aircraft for 24/7 ops ... and either 3-4 carriers plus land-based support or bases in nearby nations or both.  Italy is the best choice ... and to get its OK, we'll need either a NATO sign off, a UN Security Council Resolution, or just plain leaning on a good friend with a weak government.  Other basing options are a bit unsavory.  Egypt probably won't help ... neither will Tunisia.  Algeria has its own terrorist problems.  Israel won't want to be seen in an active role.  Other African choices are pretty far away with little infrastructure.
[...]
A subset of the first issue -- more in the tactical realm -- is you would want to take out some of the air defenses no matter what systems you use ... and that means killing Libyan troops ... with all the unintended consequences of such actions.  Secondly, what do you do about helicopters?  They are hard to kill ... especially if they know you are coming.  What if they just set down on the top of a building?  You can't get them with an air-to-air missile; you'd need bombs [or as some of our members have pointed out – bullets] ... and that may mean civilian casualties ... especially if you don't hit that which you are aiming.  Also, you don't generally configure fighters for both air-to-air missions and air-to-ground ones at the same time.  Thus the need for more aircraft.
[...]
Finally, the Navy is not configured for round the clock operations, except in a short-term surge mode and has to keep a bit of its airpower to defend the fleet. This means less for NFZ ops.  The good news is that you would not have to establish a NFZ over the entire country -- probably just the major cities and perhaps a few key air bases.
Bottom line:  creating a NFZ over the country is “do-able” – but not simple  … and I would want to get the policy pieces answered before we embarked on this option.
All of that essentially mirrors what Secretary Gates said to Congress yesterday.  Military operations are expensive propositions, not to mention the wear and tear on our already stressed military.  I appreciate the humanitarian concerns people have on this issue but we MUST consider the effect the operation would have on the United States.  That should be first and foremost... we don't have to be "Team America, World Police" any longer.  

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Life Is HARD


We called Happy Hour early today, mainly because we hit the mid-70s by noon.  We waited at least a minute after the sun passed over our non-existent yardarm before we proceeded to sit our old ass outside in the sun with the usual accompaniments close at hand, those bein' book, beer, and cigar.  We're at the point in Clancy's latest where we can't turn the pages... virtually speaking... fast enough (that would be chapter 60).  We've poured our third beer, lit our second cigar and are settling in for a MOST enjoyable afternoon.

I was over at BR's place earlier today and told him I was gonna steal this for today's Happy Hour soundtrack:



Like I said at BR's place:  young Terri DO get around.  I just love the global backdrops for this video (the fact I've been in all or nearly all the places pictured in the video helps a LOT), not to mention the distinct eye-appeal this goddess brings to the table.  But it's the sentiment embedded in the tune that speaks the loudest.  The first round's on me, Gentle Reader, and we have a couple o' empty chairs on the verandah.  C'mon down!

Update, 1500 hrs.  We're done with the country and it didn't last all that long, truth be told.  This is more like it, "it" bein' in keepin' with our day:



I remember the stupid things, the mood rings
The bracelets and the beads
Nickels and dimes, yours and mine, did you cash in all your dreams?
You don't dream for me, no, you don't dream for me, no
(Goodbye, goodbye)
But I still feel your pulse like sonar from the days in the waves

That girl is like a sunburn
I would like to say
The girl is like a sunburn
I would like to say
She's like a sunburn
(She's like a sunburn)
She's like a sunburn

Heh.  The analogy couldn't be MORE perfect.  Pass the aloe vera, please.

In This Morning's Mail


Is Amazon reading EIP?  I only say this because of yesterday's last post, wherein we said our Happy Hour soundtrack was gonna be country blues... and not 12 hours later this note appears in my in-box.  Weird.  

This is just another case of Our Brave New World at work, I suppose.  That said, I don't delete these e-mails; on the contrary: they work.  You'd be surprised at the crap I buy as a result of these things.  There are times when Amazon knows I need something and I don't.  Ain't that sumthin'?  innocent smileys 

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Badda-Da-BOOMP

I'm being checked-out at Wally-World a few minutes ago and I've got the usual load o' crap... a half dozen eggs, a pound o' bacon, loaf o' bread, bag o' salad, three limes, a couple of frozen entrees, 12-pack of Sam Adams, yadda, yadda... ya know, the usual.  Sweet Young Thang looks at me and sez... 

"You're single, aren't ya?"

"Well, yeah," sez I.  ""What gave ya the first clue?"

"You're really fuckin' ugly," sez she.

Badda-da-boomp.  She really wasn't a Sweet Young Thang, she was a fat 'n' frumpy old broad who visibly turned up her nose as she scanned my beer.  Which reminded me of that old joke...

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What's up with this?  Last week I got a love note from DoD... the Defense Finance and Accounting folks, to be exact... notifying me that federal withholding increased and my USAF retirement check would be lighter by 32 Yankee Dollars this month and forever, or until the next COLA kicks in.  Didn't The One tell me I should be thanking him for lowering my taxes?  Did he LIE to me?  How is that possible?

―:☺:―

Today's Happy Hour Soundtrack is gonna be mostly country blues... and we'll begin with this:



This is yet another tune that makes us go waaay back... back to when I was caught up in a dead-end love affair.  This song was the first single off the first MTB album released in 1973, which is egg-zactly when my heart was ripped out of my chest and stomped on... hard.  "That woman" really did a number on me so the song was fuel for many a late-night "cryin' in my beer" sessions.  The song stayed with me and STILL evokes some bittersweet memories of Former Happy Days, Part One.  Hell, Part Two... as well.

"Can't You See" remains one of the best country blues tunes EVER recorded.  That's my (not so) humble opinion but I realize YMMV, Gentle Reader.

Beer me!

I smileys Technology!

So I saw this ad on teevee last night and I thought "Wow... that's pretty cool!"  I'm talking about this:



Well, I only saw the opening ski sequences on teevee... the full-monty highlight version above (from the web site) has bikini-clad, surfer girl eye-candy (yum!), some motor racing, and aerial sequences that would go over well on teevee, methinks.  But the 30-second or so ski clip on my teevee was enough to pique my curiosity and I went to the GoPro web site to check 'em out, mainly because I invested in a Mino HD camera with an "action mount" two years ago.  More about that in a moment...

So here's a screen shot of one of their less expensive products:

(click for larger)

I'm pretty impressed actually, especially since I went to Amazon to refresh my memory concerning what I paid for my Mino HD a lil over two years ago: $219.92 (the total for the camera, action mount, and cheesy tripod).  The HD Hero 960... which is $40.00 cheaper than my Mino... exceeds the Mino's capacity by an hour and a half (Mino: one hour; Hero: 2.5 hrs), comes bundled with various mounting systems (I paid extra for my "action" mount), and can shoot in 960p while the Mino only shoots 720p.  Now, all that said... keep in mind the Mino was pretty much the only game in town a couple two years ago if ya wanted a handy HD video camera that could shoot "on the go" videos.  Mino has also released its third-generation recorder since I bought mine; a 3G Mino HD has specifications and a price point that are about equal to the Hero 960.

So... if I were to start all over again I'm thinkin' I'd have me one of these Hero 960s.  And as it's said:  I smileys technology!

Oh.  One more thing.  I've used my "action mounted" Mino HD exactly once... to record this lil excursion with the Lovely Miss Zukiko in September of 2009:


You can watch in full screen in 720p (HD) mode but it takes a while to download, even with a two Mbps connection.  Kinda cool, no?

Monday, February 28, 2011

Still Stuck On Stoopid, Part Trois

I bought a new shampoo during my most recent re-supply run, a two-in-one combination shampoo/conditioner.  I recently discovered the benefits of using a conditioner in this ultra-dry climate of ours, the main bennie being conditioner keeps my hair from standing straight up after my well-meaning barberess takes waaay too damned much off the top, despite my repeated instructions to "leave it longish on top, please."  But we digress and we're supposed to be talking about shampoo.  I noticed my hair just doesn't seem as clean since buying that new stuff and, further, it takes a lot of shampoo to produce what passes for lather.  And I like a LOT o' lather.

So... there I was... standing in the shower today, getting ready to wash my hair when I look closely at the label on my new shampoo only to find it's NOT a two-in-one product, it's just conditioner.  Period.  Full stop.  No damned wonder this stuff doesn't lather up like my previous brand and no damned wonder my hair doesn't feel as clean as it used to.

I amaze myself sometimes.  I'm beginning to think I really need a maid.  Or a minder.

Wherein We Talk About Creepy-Crawlies (A Re-run)

Blog-Bud Jim, aka Suldog, put up a couple o' posts a couple o' weeks ago (or mebbe less) illustrating his rather unique manner of dealing with household pests... like mice, spiders, ants, and other sorts o' creepy-crawlies.  Jim would make a good Buddhist, seein' as how he buys and uses those "Havaheart" violence-free mousetraps and favors "catch and release" operations for other creatures that are found in places where said creatures have no bid'niz bein', like in the kitchen, or in your closet, the bathtub, yadda, yadda, yadda.  These posts generated a lot o' comment, as might be expected, and in one comment Jim said something to the effect that he didn't mind people killing bugs, as long as they ate what they killed.

Which brings to mind this old post, of course.  I've massaged it a lil bit from its original form and added graphics.

Bugs

I’m putting the final touches on dinner last evening (read that: taking the last of three grilled cheese sandwiches out of the frying pan) when, from literally out of nowhere, a medium sized daddy longlegs drops on to the counter in front of me. I quickly put that grilled cheese on the cutting board and take a swipe at the spider. I miss. He’s a quick little bugger! There’s only one escape route available to said spider and he takes it, leaping on to the cutting board, heading straight for my dinner. I take a couple of stabs at him with my finger, again. Miss. Miss. Now that bold little SOB is actually ON my dinner, so I sweep him off the sandwiches with the flat of my hand, surgical precision be damned. I succeeded in sweeping him off the cutting board back on to the counter from whence he came. He was terminated with extreme prejudice and the remains deposited in the trash.

Fifteen or 20 minutes later and we're done with dinner.  Those sandwiches were good! As I’m clearing the table I look down on the cutting board to see what are clearly two tiny little legs amongst the remnant crumbs. Which, of course, raises the question: “How many spider legs did I actually eat?” After a brief “ewww” moment I realize this ain’t the first or the last time I’ll consume a bug, in whole or in parts. The government has standards for “acceptable” amounts of insect parts and other filth in our food, ya know. And here they are. I’m glad I didn’t have any fig newtons for dessert.

Which brings to mind another bug story. In the last installment of “Weird Scenes Inside the Gold Mine” I told you about my mid-70s trip to Ramasun Station in Thailand and associated events. During that trip I became very good friends with a young lady that worked in one of the local bars in Kho Kha. One evening after work I’m sitting at the bar, nursing a Singha and minding my business when my lady friend slides on to the stool next to mine. We exchange greetings, and she says: “I bring you present.” “Cool!” sez I.

She reaches into her (very large) purse and pulls out this little cage made out of woven palm fronds or something, about three inches in diameter by two inches high. She then opens the top of the grass cage and dumps out this VERY large beetle-looking insect on to the bar. The beetle is about the size of an Almond Joy piece, which is to say it’s a really big bug.  It's alive... and crawling ponderously around on the bartop.

“That’s nice,” I say. “What am I going to do with this?”

“You eat!” she says.

“You SHIT, too!” sez I.

She looks at me in a mildly offended way, shrugs her shoulders, picks the bug up off the bar,  bites off the bug’s abdomen, and chews it up with exaggerated smiles of delight. I almost threw up.
It turns out she had offered me a Rice Bug, a particular form of beetle found in rice fields. This beetle eats rice, “processes” it, and stores the resulting paste in its large abdomen. A real Thai delicacy, so I’m told, even if the bugs are normally deep fried or steamed. My friend ate this one raw (and ALIVE, fergawd's sake!), though.  It was a day or two before I kissed her again.
Well, that last sentence isn't entirely true; it was more a matter of hours. True lust conquers all.

The image comes from a Thai travel site, along with a description of the bugs, the going rate for same, and the various ways they're consumed.  If'n you're interested, of course.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

It's Another One of Those Days...

... 51 mph wind gusts ain't a whole helluva lot o' fun but at least it's warm.  I tried to capture the billowing clouds o' dust whipping by my window but wasn't successful in my photographic endeavors.  Rest assured the dust is most impressive, Gentle Reader, albeit not in a good way.  We'll have some major cleaning to do... as in wiping down ALL the horizontal surfaces in El Casa Móvil De Pennington... when it calms down later on.

But Hey!  Better than ice.

―:☺:―

And then there's this...

Not only Iran a couple o' years ago but Tunisia, Egypt, Bahrain, and Libya, too.  And just in case ya missed it, Hitch takes the piss out o' The One with the bitingly funny and accurate "Is Barack Obama Secretly Swiss?" in Slate.  The first couple o' grafs:
However meanly and grudgingly, even the new Republican speaker has now conceded that the president is Hawaiian-born and some kind of Christian. So let's hope that's the end of all that. A more pressing question now obtrudes itself: Is Barack Obama secretly Swiss?

Let me explain what I mean. A Middle Eastern despot now knows for sure when his time in power is well and truly up. He knows it when his bankers in Zurich or Geneva cease accepting his transfers and responding to his confidential communications and instead begin the process of "freezing" his assets and disclosing their extent and their whereabouts to investigators in his long-exploited country. And, at precisely that moment, the U.S. government also announces that it no longer recognizes the said depositor as the duly constituted head of state. Occasionally, there is a little bit of "raggedness" in the coordination. CIA Director Leon Panetta testified to Congress that Hosni Mubarak would "step down" a day before he actually did so. But the whole charm of the CIA is that its intelligence-gathering is always a few beats off when compared with widespread general knowledge. Generally, though, the White House and the State Department have their timepieces and reactions set to Swiss coordinates.
There's much more at the link and it's great good stuff, too.  When it comes to the Wisconsin brouhaha you should be reading Ann Althouse.  Her comments, observations, and videos are simply priceless.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Yet Another "Broadening Our Horizons" Post, This Being Part XVI


We're red today... what with drinkin' another new-to-me Sammy Adams brew and smokin' a not-new-to-me Drew Estate Tabak Especial Red Eye.  First the beer, and we'll quote one of the Alström Bros yet again:
Minimal head, and it's lacking a bit in retention, though there is a ring of lace that does not waver even after a few hearty gulps. Slight haze in the deep amber brew--we thought this beer could have been a shade darker, with a tinge of red to it. Buttery, fruity, malty, faint caramel aroma--so we definitely know the yeast worked on this beer. Smooth with a medium body. Buttery on the palate, tending toward the sweet-malty side, with a quick draw of modest hop bitterness. The buttery character is hard to shake even with its toasty and caramel malt backbone. Finishes a little dry.
Mr. A likes this beer even less than the Rye Ale I drank yesterday, giving Irish Red a "C."  I'd give it a slightly better grade than that, but then again I'm easy.  There are precious few real beers (as opposed to mass-produced swill like Bud Light and the like) I've met and didn't like, when ya get right down to it.  I did notice the head on this beer was a lil thin for my tastes and it dissipated almost immediately.  There's no lacing to speak of as you drink the beer, either, and that's not a good sign.  It does go down easy, tho, and I'm almost ready to pour another as we speak.

The cigar is a different story.  I not only like this cigar, I LOVE it.  I received a couple of these in a sampler pack from SN1 as a Christmas gift and I was most impressed... enough so that I ordered a resupply earlier this week and received 20 of these little jewels in today's mail.  I've gone on about the Tabak Especial Café Con Leche in the past (since 2009, to be precise) and have bought quite a few of those marvelous sticks.  The Red Eye is gonna give the Café Con Leche a run for its money in popularity here at El Casa Móvil De Pennington.  This is a wonderful little cigar!

Discovery Goes Up and a War Story

Occasional Reader Rob sent along a link to this video of Thursday's Space Shuttle launch...



Pretty cool, eh?  Watching this video fired off some long-dormant synapses about other such launches I saw in the way-back.  From my reply to Rob:
Today's (very short) war story...  The video reminded me of watching missile launches at Vandenberg AFB, where I was stationed for a lil over three years.  I arrived there as a jeep two-striper back in '64 and moved into the barracks, as all young troops do.  The first week I was there I was awakened around 0200 hrs by some violent shaking, accompanied by a dull rumble-roar.  Now, I'd been in a few earthquakes as a child and recognized the feeling...  I lept out of bed and literally ran out of the barracks on to the lawn in my underwear, yelling "EARTHQUAKE" at the top of my lungs to wake up the other guys who might be sleeping through this.  And all I got for my concern was angry shouts of derision (and worse) from my fellow airmen, who were NONE too kind.
One of the guys did take pity on me as I walked back in, extremely red-faced and about to fuckin' DIE from embarrassment.  "That was a Titan," he explained.  "You won't feel the Minutemen or even hear 'em until long after they're gone, and the Atlas launches aren't nearly as bad... but yeah, a Titan launch feels just like an earthquake."  The launch pads were about three or four miles from our barracks.
I saw hundreds of launches over the course of the next three years and was also involved in a project to see if our air defense radars could pick up ballistic missile launches (they couldn't and didn't, but that was long ago and radars have changed, along with the times).  That was pretty cool because I was tied into the Vandenberg launch control center in order to start my scope camera three minutes before launch.  I then got to step outside and watch the missile go from our mountain top, which looked exactly like the shuttle launch from that airplane.  Pretty cool, in other words.
You can't possibly imagine how embarrassed I was about that "earthquake" thing, Gentle Reader.  Military guys ain't supposed to panic, for starters, and we're supposed to know every-damned-thing about our service, on top of that.  I betrayed both principles in that episode and it took me quite a while to live that down.

Discovery launch photo from the Daily Mail link, above.