My good friend Lori in SFO sent this to me today. I thought I'd share it with you - it's ALL true!
When you're from
They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched
Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at
In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of
Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from
Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local high school football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio and their River Parade.
If it isn't in
By federal law,
Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the Capitol building in