Sunday, December 09, 2007

Sunday

Purloined from Phlegmmy:

I’m not really a Guinness kinda-guy, indulging once in a Blue Moon and only in winter…but. Is this a great ad, or what?

Extra added benefit: Now I know where that pounding in my head comes from on the morning after the night before… Maybe Guinness should rethink their “secret ingredient?” And stop sharing it with the other breweries and distilleries, too.

Yesterday’s “Fun With SiteMeter” moment:

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Someone, somewhere, must have linked this particular EIP entry coz I’ve been getting a hit or three a day for the past few on this pic. Some folks are easily amused, I guess. Including, of course, YrHmblScrb, who’s still wondering why we don’t have neighbors like the one in the pic.

So…I’ve been paying very close attention to the WX as the time for my drive north approaches. And I’m NOT liking what I’m seeing. Last night I noticed virtually the entire states of Oklahoma and most of Kansas were covered with freezing rain and ice storms. It’s a lil bit better today, but not much. The weather will stop me dead in my tracks if it continues in the manner of the last few days.

As I’ve noted elsewhere on the blog, the Green Hornet wears summer-only performance tires, and those tires are nearing the end of their life. So: ice, freezing rain, and snow just don’t work for the Green Hornet and, more importantly, me in it. Not at all. I’ve given some thought to renting a car for the trip, which would be slightly cheaper and much more expedient than re-shoeing TGH.

We’ll see what we see, eh?

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Trivial...Yet Mundane!

Further, further on the Iran NIE… Chap has been doing some serious thinking and linking on the subject. I’ve read a lot about the NIE over the last few, and Chap’s post is a real tour de force. If you’re at all interested in this subject you really should go read…

That’s it for the serious stuff… on to the trivial and mundane, as is our practice here at EIP. Yesterday was nearly a total loss, and it’s mostly because I’m going through another one of those periodic episodes where my circadian rhythms resemble those of an owl or some other nocturnal creature, rather than a garden-variety human bean. About which, bedtime was shortly after 0500 yesterday morning, and I didn’t stir again until 1130 that same morning. I did somewhat better last evening…err…this morning, hitting the hay at 0400 hrs and arising at 1100.

I have NO idea why this happens, it just does. A minor problem in the general scheme of things, since I have nowhere to be (in particular) and no one to answer to. Still and even: I hate it when this happens.

Mundane, Part Deux… The Christmas shopping is done, and took all of about 30 minutes as is always the case. I’ll confess that Xmas shopping is fairly easy for me since the usual, customary, and reasonable gift(s) happen to be gift certificates from Amazon. On the one hand, this shows a decided lack of creativity on my part…and some would infer a general lack of interest in the gift-giving process, as well. But, OTOH, and in my defense, I don’t think anyone has ever returned one of my gifts. I’m not passing out useless sh|t like silver-plated business card holders or tea pot cozies, ya know. If you can’t find something that tickles your fancy at Amazon then you are an amazing person, indeed, Gentle Reader. I even bought my present…that scanner I was on about a week or two ago… at Amazon. I think they're gonna own retail when this inter-tube thing catches on.

The fall-out from completing my Christmas shopping was CitiBank put a “hold” on my credit card. “Suspicious activity,” ya know. I’ll admit that putting just under a thousand dollars on my credit card in the space of 30 minutes is highly unusual (for me), unless it’s December. And it’s been a regular occurrence for the past…oh…nine consecutive years. Citi called early yesterday morning and I didn’t hear the phone ring. (I may not be sleeping normally, but I’m sleeping well.) So, I awake to a cryptic message saying, essentially, “phone this number immediately about your credit card ending in XXXX.” Part of the message was garbled, which further added an aura of the unknown about it. I called the number given in the voice mail, which was not the same as the number printed on the back of my credit card. The woman who answered the phone immediately asks me for my credit card number. I replied by asking her who she was associated with, as in “what organization,” further adding I’m not in the habit of giving out my card number to just anyone who asks. She refused to answer, asking for my SSAN, instead. At which point I firmly but politely told her I was terminating the call and would call the customer service number on the back of my card. “Fine,” sez she.

I made the call, verified the transactions to CitiBank’s satisfaction, and the hold was lifted, according to the customer service rep. So it all worked out… I think. The Second Mrs. Pennington tells me via e-mail that SN3’s gift certificate still hasn’t arrived in her in-box; Amazon sez it’s been sent.

I suppose it’s A Good Thing that CitiBank is monitoring and tracking suspicious activity. But the best of intentions sometime go awry.

We’re experiencing a lil bit of that “calm before the storm” phenomenon here on The High Plains of New Mexico, as far as weather is concerned. Yesterday was semi-gorgeous, what with an un-December-like high of nearly 75 degrees. I say “semi,” because the ever-present wind was up, which made sitting outside in the pale afternoon sun with a hefeweizen and a cigar not as pleasant as it could have been. Add in the fact there is precious little warmth in the late-afternoon sun on these December days and one feels a noticeable chill in the air, even when the thermometer says it’s 73 degrees out. So… sitting in full-sun at 1500 hours in just a tee shirt was moderately chilly. Sunset is fast approaching by the time 1600 hours rolls around and it really begins to cool off at that hour…quickly. Thankfully the consumables had been consumed by that time, and I retreated indoors. And the consumables were GOOD, too! Those Montecristos would make a fine “everyday” smoke if they weren’t so danged pricey…it would be cheaper, but much less pleasant, to simply pull a ten dollar bill out of my pocket and burn it. So, the Montecristos will remain a special treat. My usual smoke… Partagas’ Spanish Rosados… are nearly as good and a lot cheaper.

Today’s Pic: SN3’s “official” fifth grade pic, which hit my in-box this past week. He looks SO much like The Second Mrs. Pennington it’s scary…right down to that twisted lil grin of his. That’s directly from Mom, it is. And it’s not a bad thing. TSMP and I have an on-going argument about whose eyes he has. I think they’re mine. But, as usual... everything I know is wrong.

As always, click for larger.

Update, 12-09-2007: Lou, in the comments to this post, said she went looking for a pic to compare eyes with. I, in turn, said I'd put up a couple of comparative pics so's we can determine whose eyes are whose.

So... in the immortal words of Fox News Channel... "We report; you decide." Both the pic of TSMP (cropped) and the one of me (also cropped) were taken in May of this year.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Pearl Harbor Day


From last year's post...which I cannot improve upon, today:
It’s said — quite often and by many, many people — that 9/11/2001 “changed everything.” And it is indeed true for the current generations of Americans. But I’ll submit that 12/07/1941 “changed everything” to a degree it is impossible for us who were not alive and going about our business on that Sunday in December, 1941 to realize. Those of us whose parents were members of The Greatest Generation understand my point. A smaller subset, those of us whose parents fought in World War II, understand the point a little bit better, perhaps. We have the benefit of hearing the first-person narratives of that day in December 1941, and stories from the long, long days that followed…from the dark and despair of the war’s first year to the signing of the Japanese surrender on the decks of the USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay not quite four years later. And a lot in between.

They are leaving us. The Pearl Harbor Survivors Association is holding their last meeting today.

PEARL HARBOR, Hawaii - With their number quickly dwindling, survivors of Pearl Harbor will gather Thursday one last time to honor those killed by the Japanese 65 years ago, and to mark a day that lives in infamy.

This will be their last visit to this watery grave to share stories, exchange smiles, find peace and salute their fallen friends. This, they say, will be their final farewell.

"This will be one to remember," said Mal Middlesworth, president of the Pearl Harbor Survivors Association. "It's going to be something that we'll cherish forever."

The survivors have met here every five years for four decades, but they're now in their 80s or 90s and are not counting on a 70th reunion. They have made every effort to report for one final roll call.

Their last meeting. I know All Things Must Pass, but it saddens me so. We owe them so much, and our thank-yous seem inadequate compared to the sacrifices they made.

But: We shall continue, we shall honor their sacrifices, we will remember, and we shall rededicate ourselves to the task that faces this generation…the one that began on 9/11/2001. The Greatest Generation expects it from us.

The image above was taken from The Pearl Harbor Survivors Association web site.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Happiness Is...


…a re-supply of cigars (brought by "The Brown Truck of Happiness," as Phlegmmy calls it) and a new humongous ashtray, which was a freebie that came with ten Montecristo cigars (five white Toros and five Media Noches). I strongly suspect cigar.com was just trying to rid themselves of excess inventory, as the ashtray commemorates Montecristo’s 70th anniversary... which happened back in 2005. This ashtray is huge! So much so that I have no idea where I’m gonna put the danged thing. For the moment it’s resting exactly where you see it in the picture: on my stove top. That will change, come dinner time.
I tried to sit outside and smoke the Monte you see in the picture while indulging in a Shiner hefeweizen. Alas, it was just a mite too chilly to stay the course… so I came back inside and snapped this pic. The cigar will wait, the beer will be finished.
Today’s “Fun With Site Meter” entry…
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Hmm. I suppose YouTube could be spelled U-Tuib if English is your second language. I just wonder if the searcher found what he was looking for. Pre-vacation planning, one assumes. Or perhaps “best places to train for jihad, with benefits.” “Benefits” meaning goats, one further assumes.

150 Things

Via Blog-Buddy Kris A lengthy list of stuff; I've done the bits in bold. Feel free to reciprocate, but…no pressure, eh?

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree (but not intentionally)
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris (lived there for three years, actually)
12. Watched a lightning storm.

13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise (just last week)
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa (I got half-way up. Close enough.)
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables

18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight

28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day (Bullwinkle, to amuse the graddaughters)
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love (I’m working on this one, 14 years to go)
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited
Japan (lived there for five years)
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke (some good war stories here, LOL!)
59. Lounged around in bed all day

60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business

68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie (assuming a corporate training video counts. No, if not.)
74. Crashed a party

75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo (numerous close calls, but no American Flags or Mom.)
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music

87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house (five of ‘em)
91. Been in a combat zone (does “near” count?)
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship (a qualified yes on this…a passenger liner in/on the
Black Sea)
94. Spoken more than one language fluently (French. It’s gone now.)
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country (motorcycle tour. Different, yet same?)
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication (depends on the definition of “large.” I have been published.)
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane (not legally, as in “licensed,” but I was in control)
109. Touched a stingray

110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery

120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than
U.S. states (I suspect I have but am too lazy to count)
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper

129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey

135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (do fish count?)
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life (not literally. Figuratively, yes.)

Well. I’m almost certain I’ve posted this list in the past, but danged if I can find it.

Doin' A Lil Catching Up

Further on that NIE… John Negroponte, the former Director of National Intelligence, was on The News Hour last evening. The first and major topic he and Jim Lehrer discussed was the Iran NIE. An excerpt:

JIM LEHRER: What is your reading of why it took four years to determine, the U.S. intelligence to determine that the uranium program had been halted?

JOHN NEGROPONTE: My reading is that it's new information. There certainly wasn't anything at the time that we issued that assessment in the spring of 2005 that would suggest that they had halted their work on a -- the design or the construction of a nuclear weapon, nor did I see anything during my close to two years' tenure there that would have altered that judgment.

In fact, I left my position as director of national intelligence convinced that Iraq -- that Iran, excuse me, was determined to acquire a nuclear weapon.

JIM LEHRER: How does that work? How could suddenly, two years later, people look at something and see something entirely different?

JOHN NEGROPONTE: Well, it isn't only a question of looking. It's a question -- and this would have to get you into sources and methods -- but it would be new information acquired from a variety of sources that was heretofore unavailable.

This is not unusual in the world of intelligence. You acquire insights into situations well after the fact based on some new information, some new source, some new stream of information that comes to your attention that had not been previously available. So I don't find this particularly surprising.

[…]

JIM LEHRER: Would you be sympathetic to those who are skeptical about this whole thing? "Wait a minute. U.S. intelligence had Iraq wrong on weapons of mass destruction. In 2005, U.S. intelligence had Iran wrong on nuclear weapons. Now there's a new one in 2007." About whether to believe, not believe, how do you test these things, just an ordinary person?

JOHN NEGROPONTE: I think that, first of all, I think that our intelligence community is second to none in this world. I have the highest regard for the men and women of our intelligence community, for the collectors, for the analysts. I think they do absolutely superlative work. That would be my first point.

Secondly, I think I would make the point that intelligence is only one aspect of formulating a policy. It's an element, a tool, if you will, in formulating our policy. And it is not the policy itself.

So I think this is new information. We have to factor it into our calculations, and we have to carry it forward. But I don't think it alters the fact that Iran had previously concealed its enrichment activities, only made them public once they had been revealed by sources inside of Iran who are opposed to the regime.

And there is a lot to be explained, in terms of what Iran was doing in the nuclear area. And it is not enough simply to have this one bit of information that they suspended work on a weapons design back in 2003. There are many, many other elements of this activity that need to be explained.

Negroponte’s explanation for the latest NIE conclusions sounds plausible. New information, new sources, and more resources (read that: intelligence analysts, operatives, and other personnel) could conceivably result in new findings. John Bolton disagrees, vehemently:

First, the headline finding -- that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003 -- is written in a way that guarantees the totality of the conclusions will be misread. In fact, there is little substantive difference between the conclusions of the 2005 NIE on Iran's nuclear capabilities and the 2007 NIE. Moreover, the distinction between "military" and "civilian" programs is highly artificial, since the enrichment of uranium, which all agree Iran is continuing, is critical to civilian and military uses. Indeed, it has always been Iran's "civilian" program that posed the main risk of a nuclear "breakout."

The real differences between the NIEs are not in the hard data but in the psychological assessment of the mullahs' motives and objectives. The current NIE freely admits to having only moderate confidence that the suspension continues and says that there are significant gaps in our intelligence and that our analysts dissent from their initial judgment on suspension. This alone should give us considerable pause.

Second, the NIE is internally contradictory and insufficiently supported. It implies that Iran is susceptible to diplomatic persuasion and pressure, yet the only event in 2003 that might have affected Iran was our invasion of Iraq and the overthrow of Saddam Hussein, not exactly a diplomatic pas de deux. As undersecretary of state for arms control in 2003, I know we were nowhere near exerting any significant diplomatic pressure on Iran. Nowhere does the NIE explain its logic on this critical point.

Captain Ed notes that The Veep is more sanguine and accepting of the NIE than Bolton, and makes the argument that Mr. Cheney is still in the loop, whereas Mr. Bolton is not. Still and even, other voices…some predictable, some not… agree with Mr. Bolton.

Meanwhile, the centrifuges keep spinning in Natanz and spin of a different sort continues in Tehran’s halls of power.

This is progress?

I did a lil experiment yesterday. Shortly after putting up yesterday’s post (which took considerable research, believe it or don’t, even if it was only hockey) I switched off the computer and left it off…all day. The object of said experiment being to see if I could live without the ‘net, however briefly. Well, the short answer is “yes, I can live without it.” The long answer is somewhat more involved because it deals with issues such as withdrawal and associated mental anguish, addiction/habituation, and the nature of a solitary life-in-retirement (by choice, mind you, Gentle Reader)…so let’s not go there. Boring.

More to the point: yeah, it can be done, but why do it at all? Assuming, of course, that all of the other things in life don’t suffer. Does El Casa Móvil still get cleaned? Is the larder stocked? Is dinner on the table at the appointed time (whenever that may be)? Are clean clothes available? The answers to all these questions is “yes.” So…while no old men were harmed in the course of this experiment, the experiment itself was kinda dumb. And while I did get a lil bit caught up on my dead-tree reading I’m not sure being “off the ‘net” was worth all the mental anguish involved.

And Boy-Howdy do I ever have a lot of catching up to do!

Today’s Pic… is a re-run from about this time last year. No particular reason, I just like the pic. Those Czechs sure do good advertising!

Taken in Prague during The Great European Divorce Tour, June 1999.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Hockey Night In Portales (And Irmo, SC)

Your Occasional Hockey Update… SN1 and I watched the Red Wings game together but separate last evening, as is our custom when Versus broadcasts the Wings nationally. And befitting a team in sole possession of first place in the NHL…by a wide margin… the Wings systematically dismantled the Canadiens (4-1), to the great displeasure of Montreal fans. And, as usual, I have a bone to pick with Versus. Last night was a special night in Montreal— a “Tribute to the Original Six.” Pre-game ceremonies (about which: here), which were NOT broadcast, included appearances by some of hockey’s greatest legends:
Hockey legend Gordie Howe was accompanied by Ted Lindsay, Alex Delvecchio, Marcel Pronovost and Marcel Dionne as the Canadiens honored their long-standing rivalry with Detroit in a pregame ceremony.
Jean Beliveau, Dickie Moore, Jean-Guy Talbot, Stephane Richer and Claude Lemieux represented Montreal, which celebrates its centennial in 2009.
Current Red Wings defenseman Chris Chelios, who began his career with Montreal in 1983-84, also took part in the ceremony along with Carbonneau.
The 45-year-old Chelios was given a standing ovation by the sold-out crowd of 21,273 when he was announced as the third star following the game.
And about that third star: During the post-game announcement of the evening’s “three stars,” the usual practice is to name at least one player on the home team as a star. But not last night. All three stars went to Detroit… an indication of just how poorly Montreal played last evening. And those Habs fans? Dang, what a tough crowd. I’ve never heard so many boos, catcalls, and the like in my life. Fans of Les Habitants have HIGH expectations… Montreal has won 24 Stanley Cups, the most of any NHL team, and the third greatest number of championships in all of North American sports. Only the Celtics and Yankees have better championship records, and not by much.
A short entry in the continuing series…“Fun With SiteMeter,” “We Can’t Spell” subcategory:
Location
Continent -- North America
Country
-- United States (Facts)
State
-- Kansas
City
-- Wichita
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Heh. Two page views, too.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

SO Much to Read Today!

But not here at EIP, Gentle Reader. Nope, I'm talking about the Big Story of today, and yesterday... this “new” National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) concerning Iran and its nukes. I’ve seldom seen as many links on a subject, any subject, as memeorandum had on this one yesterday…and today, too. There are SO many people commenting on this latest NIE and they’re smarter than me, for the most part. As for me…I’m totally perplexed. To begin with, we’re only seeing a very small part of the overall document, the Key Judgments (pdf alert). God Only Knows (well, Him and the intelligence community) what the rest of the document says, and more importantly, what information/intelligence was used to prepare the findings…and the sources of this information.
Then there’s the not-inconsequential matter of timing. Everyone acknowledges this document has been around for the better part of a year. Why release it now? Do domestic politics play a part? Are we courting the Iranians in some way? Is this the administration’s way of defusing all the “imminent war” talk vis-à-vis Iran? What the HELL is going on here?
As I said…I’m confused. I’ve read a lot on this subject over the past 24 hours or so and I still don’t know what’s going on.
Oh Hell, let’s do something FUN! Right Wing News has put up its “The 2nd Annual Worst Quotes From The Daily Kos (2007 Edition),” and it’s a doozy. This may or may not be your idea of “fun,” Gentle Reader, but I got a BIG kick out of it. It’s much more entertaining than trying to figure out this NIE stuff. OTOH, the “winner” is just SO damned offensive it’s hard to believe an actual American wrote it. To wit:
1) "But do I still support the individual men and women who have given so much to serve their country? No. I think they’re a bunch of idiots. I also think they’re morally retarded. Because they sign a contract that says they will kill whoever you tell me to kill. And that is morally retarded.
Friends, the most important moral decision a man makes in the course of a day is "Who am I going to kill today?" That’s a decision you should agonize over, dream about, rehearse in your mind for hours, not just leave up to some hare-brained President you didn’t even vote for.
A man’s killing list is a very personal matter. It should be between him and those persistent voices in his head. So to sum up, I don’t like our troops, I don’t like what they’re doing, I don’t like their fat, whining families, and yet, I support them. Thank God I live in a free country. Thank You." -- AWhitneyBrown
I guess I’m just morally retarded. Good to know, that.
My Buddy Ed in Florida sends the following:
I didn't snoop this but it's probably true
July 8, 1947
Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, approximately 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five
aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell,
New Mexico
. This is a well-known incident that many say has long
been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other Federal Agencies and
organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of
March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people
were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr. (March 31, 1948)
Hillary Rodham (October 26, 1947)
John F. Kerry (December 11, 1943)
William J. Clinton (August 19, 1946)
Howard Dean (November 14, 1948 [close enough])
Nancy Pelosi (March 26, 1940)
Dianne Feinstein (June 22, 1933)
Charles E. Schumer (November 23, 1950)
Barbara Boxer (November 11, 1940)
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
OK…the red guys were born outside the stated envelope, so this shoots this theory all to Hell. I didn’t account for multiple UFO visits, though. Anything is possible, and Ed could still conceivably be right. It would clear up a lot.
/snark
All y’all no doubt know there were two important elections in other parts of the world this past Sunday. Important in the sense the electorates in Venezuela and Russia were being asked to sign away what little bits of democratic government remain in those benighted countries. The Venezuelans rejected Chavez’ bid to rule for life; the Russians apparently think Vlad I makes a fine tsar. And we Americans are left scratching our heads. “What in the Hell are those Russkies thinking?”, we ask. Enter the WSJ:
The phenomenon in which masses of people enthusiastically sign away their democratic rights is not new: It happened in Germany and Austria in the 1930s. But it's one that Americans especially have a hard time coming to grips with. The freedom agenda may no longer be in vogue, but most Americans implicitly endorse George Bush's view that "eventually, the call of freedom comes to every mind and every soul." When it doesn't--when, in fact, it is consciously and deliberately spurned--we rationalize it in ways that go only so far in offering a persuasive account of the dark allure of tyranny.
Culture is one rationalization. The word is invoked by everyone from self-described Burkean conservatives to left-wing cultural relativists to explain the supposed failure of some benighted corners of the world to adopt and sustain democratic norms. In this view, Africa and the Arab world are too tribal; the Muslim world makes no distinction between the divine and the mundane; Latin America cannot find a stable middle ground between populism and paternalism; the Chinese are too used to emperors and mandarins, the Russians too used to czars and bureaucrats. And so on.
But cultural determinism often runs afoul of reality: The example of China is counterexampled by Taiwan; Zimbabwe by Botswana; Jeddah by Dubai; President Chávez by President Àlvaro Uribe in neighboring Colombia. Like baseball statistics, culture has a way of explaining a lot until it suddenly explains nothing.
The editorial goes on to speculate that the real reason people sign their rights away is because they want to…it’s human nature. You may agree or disagree, but it’s an interesting concept and one I have no real difficulty believing. I’d love to say I don’t think it can happen here, because we Americans are too used to having our freedoms. But…times are good. It all changes, including the political environment, when times are bad. There are always people waiting in the wings to “make things better” when the bread lines start forming. With any sort of luck we won’t see that sort of thing happen in this country again.
I have my fingers crossed. Now, about Russia
Cynthia over at Gazing At The Flag put up a post today about a project the VFW has going on… to wit:
Brighten the holidays for wounded heroes at the James A. Haley Veterans Hospital in Tampa, Florida by signing the biggest Christmas Card ever!
And how big IS it, you ask? Well, last year’s card was big enough to hold 20,000 signatures. This year the VFW is going for 25,000. But you have to act fast…the deadline is the 10th of this month. Go here to sign the card…and toss a few bucks in the pot, too, if the spirit moves ya. It’s a small gesture, to be sure, but one that is well and truly appreciated by those who have given so much.

Monday, December 03, 2007

A Salute...In Two Parts

Here’s a pretty cool vid from the Air Force Association (AFA)…celebrating the USAF’s 60th Anniversary.

Now for the back-story. I had an interesting exchange with the president of the AFA about this video, and here’s part of the trail:

From: President of AFA
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2007 4:37 PM
To: Buck Pennington
Cc: Ted Yorkshire
Subject: RE: Note from AFA President -- You Tube, F-22s, and the Indispensable Air Force

We will check each one.

Ted, ….

Thanks.

MD

Michael M. Dunn
AFA President/CEO


From: Buck Pennington
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2007 2:51 PM
To: President of AFA
Subject: Re: Note from AFA President -- You Tube, F-22s, and the Indispensable Air Force

I spoke too soon. I just went to retrieve the "AFA Salutes Air Force Anniversary" to post it on my blog and find embedding is still disabled.

Best Regards,
bp

On Nov 29, 2007 12:43 PM, Buck Pennington wrote:

Thanks very much, Mr. Dunn! I really appreciate that!

On Nov 29, 2007 12:34 PM, President of AFA wrote:

BP – you are the second one to mention that … and it is now fixed.

Mike

Michael M. Dunn
AFA President/CEO


From: Buck Pennington
Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2007 3:08 PM
To: President of AFA
Subject: Re: Note from AFA President -- You Tube, F-22s, and the Indispensable Air Force

Great video. But if you really wanted to reach out and touch the Gen X and Gen Y folks you wouldn't have disabled the embedding feature for these vids. I'd love to host one or more of 'em on my blog but I cannot.

That's a short-sighted policy, to be very kind.

Best Regards,
bp


And all for you, Gentle Reader. Seriously, though…isn’t it nice when folks take your suggestions to heart? My hat’s off to Mr. Dunn and the AFA, in general.

It's Always Sumthin...

…and today’s something is a new 19” wide-screen monitor. I woke up this morning to find the old monitor had given up the ghost sometime in the middle of the night. Dead. No power light, even...and attempts at resuscitation were futile. So, instead of my usual morning drill I put the coffee on, hit the shower, and was off to The Big(ger) CityTM to buy a new monitor. Which was an adventure in and of itself.

Office Max, the only local business that carries computer stuff, allegedly had three of these spiffy monitors in stock. The problem was they couldn’t find any of ‘em. And they looked for all of about a half an hour while I stood around waiting semi-patiently. To cut to the chase: I bought their display model. All the other options in a 19” size were Korean or Chinese off-brands I’d never heard of... so no sale, there. I briefly considered an HP 22” model for only a hundred dollars more (lots of those in stock, of course), but decided against it. My desk just doesn’t have that much available real estate…as you can tell from the pic.

So. I really like this new pretty-picture box. It took me a while to get it set up and run the calibration routines, but all that’s behind me now. So now it’s off to make the rounds and see what’s happening in the world.

Back in a bit.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Well, It Made Me Laugh...

Via blog-buddy Morgan…a series of politically INcorrect ads in last week’s Daily Mail (UK). Two or three of these made me laugh out loud, but this one…

Well, let us say that the scenario depicted herein probably occurs much more often than we want to admit, eh? Present company excepted, of course. Both you and I would never indulge in such behavior now, would we, Gentle Reader? As either administrator OR recipient...

Added at 1435 hrs: just in case I'm not entirely clear... I meant "indulge in such behavior" as meaning consensual activity between adults. I do not associate any other connotation(s) with the above image.

Dang. I begin with the intention of lampooning the PC-World and end up joining it. Such is 21st century life. Disclaimers 'R' Us.

Left or Right?

From The D-Ring, via Mike (if the image isn't spinning, do the click-for-larger thing):

The Right Brain vs Left Brain test … do you see the dancer turning clockwise or counter-clockwise?

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of people see the dancer turning counter-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
“big picture” oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can “get it” (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

Well, now. I absolutely, positively could not get the dancer to twirl counter-clockwise. Which, of course, leaves me wondering “what does this mean?” Am I that much of a right-brained sorta guy? It’s very apparent to me which sort of person I am, simply by looking at the list of qualities associated with each type. And that is something of a paradox yet again, since I was pretty danged successful in my post-USAF field (the IT biz), which just might be the ultimate “left brain” sort of environment. Ah, but then again…I was a writer-cum-manager, not a techie. And we all know about “management,” nu?

Saturday, December 01, 2007

The Usual Short Post...



…on this Championship Saturday. One of the best rivalries in ALL of sports just kicked off: Army-Navy. I don’t have a dog in this fight, so I’m agnostic. But I DO love the game…and there are many more great games on tap today. The last football Saturday of the season looks to be a great one!

A sad note: Evel Knieval died last night; obituary here. Love him or hate him, he was a larger-than-life character on the American stage and did wonderful things for the sport of motorcycling. And just might have originated the phrase “Don’t try this at home, kids.”

RIP, Evel.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Just Askin'...

So, one of the classic definitions of "conservative" is a liberal who's been mugged. Does this mean the entire staff of Hillary's campaign office in Rochester, NH are gonna convert go over to the Dark Side?

BTW...the hostage-taker has just given up, as I type.

Gray Great Day

Yet another case of real-life intruding on my blogging…the nerve! So, there I was…all the favorite reads done read and beginning to scour the inter-tubes for things of interest when the phone rings. Rembrandt Auto Body on the line, telling me I can come pick up the Green Hornet, coz she’s ready. Well, now! Do wonders ever cease? They (Rembrandt) estimated the car would be ready on November 30th when I put it in the shop back on the 15th. I took this estimate with the proverbial grain, mainly because prior experience (with other businesses of this nature) has influenced my thinking in that way. So…imagine my surprise. It was considerable, to say the least.

I’m oh-so-pleased to report that Rembrandt did a wonderful job. All the seams align perfectly. The paint matches. Everything works. There are no new squeaks, rattles or other untoward noises. All in all: a wonderful job. George at Rembrandt runs a tight ship and is a genuine nice guy.

Ah, but the best part? My baby and I are reunited. Maybe a little bit of the ol’ “absence makes the heart grow fonder” is in play here, but driving the Green Hornet is sheer bliss compared to the generic rental car I gave up about an hour ago. I think she loves me. I really, really DO. And the feeling is mutual.

Yes, indeed. It kinda-sorta pains me to read this:

NEW YORK: In her Midtown office, Jennifer Chiara, a travel agent, pulled out one of the standard nine-page riders she faxes to Manhattan hotels on behalf of her clients. In it were the customary requests: organic coffee and snacks, a room in a quiet part of the hotel, smart water and San Pellegrino served at room temperature.

Chiara's clients aren't corporate executives or traveling sales representatives, though. They're rock stars - in this case, a "well-known, high-end" band Chiara declined to name.

Tranquillity? Health food? Rock stars? What about Jack Daniels and groupies?

"It's not nuts anymore," said Chiara, who has booked travel for musicians (including Björk, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Alicia Keys) for 18 years. "These guys want to go back to their rooms and have peace and quiet. They want amenities. Gone are the days of people riding a motorcycle down the hallway." She laughed. "Whatever happened to the good old days?"

[…]

Of course, rock history - and hotels - are littered with stories of room demolitions and groupie escapades. In the '70s, Led Zeppelin and the Who were infamous for hurling television sets out hotel windows and cementing furniture to ceilings.

Today, such stories are unlikely to be repeated. During a stay at the Soho Grand, Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin asked for a kiddie pool for his son; at the London NYC, the Who hit the gym. Today's rock stars, said Paul Stallings, the owner of the Hotel on Rivington, are "more into yoga than drugs."

Dang. Another bubble burst. One wonders what’s next… drug-free professional baseball, basketball and football players, perhaps? Nah. That’s waaay too far out there.

OK. I’m late. Gonna put this up to check the box and to ensure people who know me (fairly) well don’t call out the SAR guys.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

This and That

So. Didja watch the debate last night? I didn’t, for a couple of reasons. First and foremost: it was on CNN. I simply wasn’t ready for more inane YouTube questions and “gotcha” moments. Strangely enough, there weren’t all that many moments of glaring stupidity or posturing according to folks I read and trust. Second, there are still too many candidates on the platform. I don’t expect the field to be winnowed down to the “real” contenders…read that: Romney, Giuliani, Huckabee (yes, Huckabee) and perhaps, just perhaps, Thompson…anytime soon, if ever. The field will narrow after Iowa and New Hampshire, but will there be further debates after the first primaries? History sez no.

Captain Ed, among others (see memeorandum), gives the win to Huckabee. There’s an interesting column at National Review Online… written from the grave by Richelieu… that essentially bemoans the state of US politics. An interesting choice of persona, that, and not inappropriate in the least. (Just as an aside: I’ll bet the Red Eminence is very near the top of Rove’s Hero List. But underneath Machiavelli, of course.)

Further on politics… I signed up, against The-Voices-In-My-Head’s better judgment, for e-mail briefs from the Giuliani campaign. This is the first time I’ve ever made such a move and I’m thinking of signing up for other newsletters, as well, including Hillary, Silky Pony, and Barack’s newsletters (just for laughs, mind you). But I won’t sign up in the manner which I did for Rudy, coz every e-mail I receive from the campaign begins like this:

Dear Norman (Buck),

Tonight, at the CNN/YouTube debate, Americans had the opportunity to ask questions and…

So. I’m now and forever known to the Giuliani campaign as “Norman (Buck).” Which, of course, tells me no actual human beings are involved in the mailing effort. Feh.

I’m suffering from another of those intermittent and undeterminable (as far as cause is concerned) network slowdowns/outages. This latest event began sometime around 1100 hours yesterday and made life frickin’ impossible. Well, life on the inter-tubes, anyway. All the usual, customary, and reasonable “fixes” don’t work, including PC reboots (numerous), modem reboots (more numerous), and that last resort— a call to Yucca Telecom. I called Yucca around 1330 yesterday and there were no other reported performance problems. I held while the tech checked the various towers I shoot to and he came back with “everything looks fine.” I trust this particular guy and always ask for him by name when I call Yucca with (current service) issues. You can ask for someone by name when you call a service provider in a small town, and I simply LOVE that. Still and even, my issues are not resolved. Surfing, reading, and viewing YouTube stuff is dang near impossible. I shudder to think how long it may take me to put this post up…once I’m done with the material gathering and writing.

My fiber connection simply cannot arrive soon enough.

Today’s Pic: The owner of an immaculately restored P-40 Warhawk holds forth on the wonders of his aircraft to an admiring gaggle. YrHmblScrb was himself no less enthralled by this man’s knowledge (and style!) and only stepped back to snap this picture.

At a Commemorative Air Force Air Show in Brownsville, Texas. I have to admit I liked ‘em just a lil bit better when they were the Confederate Air Force.

March, 2000.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

A Cautionary Tale

It was about 30 years ago... give or take a couple... that a kindly young Air Force dentist advised me to get orthodontic work done after completing some routine restorative work in my mouth, which is to say: a filling or two. He even gave me the name of a dental school buddy of his, whom, he said, would give me a “military discount.” During our conversation I asked if he had any idea what the required orthodontia would cost. His reply? “Three to five thousand dollars. You need a lot of work, given the over-crowding and general misalignment of your teeth.” He went on to tell me that if I chose NOT to have this work done I would have severe dental “issues” in later life.

Enter the roosting chickens.

I don’t have many occasions to regret decisions I’ve made in my life, but this is definitely one such case. Alas, that $3K was well and truly out of the question at that point in time. Even considering the fact I was a Tech Sergeant back then and wasn’t dirt-poor, I wasn’t all that far out of the dirt, what with being recently divorced and about to remarry. Keep in mind― this is 1977 we’re talking about, and three thousand Yankee dollars was a rather princely sum in those days, particularly to a mid-grade NCO. Life, as it’s said, has its priorities… and my teeth weren’t high on my personal priority list. They should have been.

Yesterday my dentist gave me some bad news and suggested a course of action that I have to mull over during the coming week. He suggests I consider dental implants; we have an appointment next Tuesday to go over the exact treatment options, which he will work up after reviewing my history, my x-rays, the results of his analysis, and so on. As for me, I have to do a lil research on the subject.

I like the concept of implants…they appear to beat bridge work, i.e., false teeth, hands-down. But implants have at least one serious drawback: they ain’t cheap. I shudder at the thought of what this work will actually cost, which will be revealed during my consultation next Tuesday. There are other drawbacks as well. Implants take time, and a lot of it. I'll probably need bone restoration work before the actual implants can be installed, and that process alone can take up to four months. The whole implant process could take up to a year, with six to eight months a reasonable estimate in my specific case. And, even considering the remarkably pain-free nature of modern dentistry, work of this nature ain't exactly painless. There will be multiple surgeries involved. But…of all the alternatives out there, implants seem to be the best.

So much for my new Miata.

(That’s not my dentist, btw. Just a stock image.)

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Oh So Briefly...

Real life intrudes on blogging yet again. While I’ve had the time to make the rounds of my favorite reads I’ve yet to pay attention to EIP. Which really means: no blog-fodder as yet. In the interim I have to go see my dentist and make a major re-supply run. That ought to be fun: out and about while laboring under the lingering effects of anesthesia. So…if you happen to see a drooling old man in these parts, pay him no mind. It’s not really HIS fault, ya know.

In the meantime…there’s this to consider from John Hawkins at Right Wing News: The Rightosphere Temperature Check For November: Special GOP Primary Edition.” I find this to be the most interesting result:

8) Which candidate do you trust the most on foreign policy issues?

A) Fred Thompson: 15 -- 26%
B) John McCain: 17 -- 30%
C) Mike Huckabee: 0 -- 0%
D) Mitt Romney: 4 -- 7%
E) Rudy Giuliani: 21 -- 37%

Put another way: This is THE key issue in the upcoming election. Yet another way to put it: Who will bring me the head of Osama? And the collective heads of his minions and wanna-bee imitators?

Of course, 240 right-wing bloggers just might be wrong. But I doubt it.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Think You're Having Site Meter Problems?

Well, you probably are...
SiteMeter Problems - 11-26-07
November 26th, 2007

Sometime during Thanksgiving day SiteMeter experienced some major internal system problems. At the moment it appears that access times to SiteMeter.com and all stats pages are extremely slow.

We are also aware that access to s21 accounts appears to be disabled.

We are working as quickly as we can to try and find out what the problem is and to get everything back online and working normally.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Sincerely,

The SiteMeter Team

Yep. They started slowing down yesterday sometime and they just flat quit altogether today. Good to know it's not me. God Only Knows why that's my first thought...but it usually is. And, more often than not, it turns out it is me.

But not this time.

Update 11/27/2007: Things are back to normal, for me at least. Go here for a status report from SiteMeter, which sez, in part:

It seems that on Friday November 24th, “Black Friday” (known as such because it’s the busiest shopping day of the year) a handful of SiteMeter servers failed, including the one that hosts www.sitemeter.com. From what we’ve heard, the internet had more traffic on this day than ever in its history. We also understand that many sites and server farms became over stressed under the load. At this time we’re only able to speculate but it may be that a handful of our sites succumbed to the same fate.

We’re slowly bringing the downed servers back online but in some cases we’re unable to retrieve data lost during the outage. If your stats are hosted on s21, s24, or s25 you will most likely be missing data from approximately Friday Nov 23rd to Monday Nov 26th.

I'm an S17 kinda guy, myself. But: something else to worry about, eh? The whole danged inter-tubes is running out of bandwidth. I blame YouTube.

Solved: The 20th Century’s Greatest Mystery

You may accuse me of being overly impressed with the last person I’ve read today, and in this case you’d be oh-so-right. Once again, the inimitable Gerard comes through and provides us with the definitive, one-true-answer to the Prime Puzzle of My Generation: the actual lyrics to “Louie, Louie.”

I can die now.

Or, as Gerard put it: At last! At long, long last! Okay, that's it. Western Civilization is a wrap. Over to you, Allah.” (BTW: Gerard has been on a freakin’ roll this past week. TOO much good stuff to link, you should just go…)

Gift Suggestions

We all have someone on our Christmas list that’s hard to shop for…I’m thinking specifically about that annoying person who seemingly has everything, or wants you to believe they do, anyway. Well, Gerard has put together a rather unique gift-giving guide that might hold the answer to your-my-OUR problem. And, in the spirit of “a pic is worth a thousand words,” here’s a sample (click for larger, of course):

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em," indeed! Hell, there are several things on this list I think I need.

(h/t: Chap)