Or, how people arrive at EIP. Part Five (? - I'm not really keeping track) of an occasional series. Some of the more bizarre searches that cause folks to click-through, although their exact reasons remain as obscure as their search terms (usually) are. We open with this gem from
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Search Words: powerful african leopard superb Viagra
OK, I’ve heard about the (supposed) aphrodisiacal qualities of rhino horn, but African leopards?
And this, from the
Time of Visit Jul 31 2007 3:39:14 am
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Referring URL: http://images.google...0%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
Search Words: pregnant ladies
They clicked through on an image of the Deuce Four Ladies I stole from Michael Yon, none of whom look pregnant. And clicked through again.
I get enough of these to make me think about changing the name of the blog to “Impala SS:”
Time of Visit Jul 31 2007 11:23:04 am
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Referring URL: http://images.google...svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den
Search Words: 96 impala ss
Another:
Time of Visit Jul 31 2007 12:57:48 pm
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Search Words: 96 impala for sale
Or this:
Time of Visit Jul 30 2007 8:39:18 am
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Referring URL: http://images.google...0%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den
Search Words: 1994 impala ss hot pink
Hot pink Impala SS? You gotta be kidding me, right?
Seriously…I get at least three hits a day on this term, or variations on the theme. That and “67 Chevelle.” OTOH, the sheer numbers of folks looking for a ’96 Impala makes me wish I would have kept that car. I probably would have kept it, had I retained a more conventional life-style.
Culinary Confusion Dept?
Time of Visit Jul 30 2007 11:00:15 am
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Search Words: new mexico pasta
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This one, and variations on its theme (there are many, this is but the most recent), always cracks me up:
Time of Visit Jul 30 2007 8:51:54 am
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Referring URL: http://images.google...%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN
Search Words: nuclear plant painting
If you click the link, you’ll see the oil painting of SWWNBN I posted a link to. I didn’t post the actual picture, Gentle Reader, just the link. Why people click through on this when there’s absolutely zero relationship (SWWNBN and nuclear plants? C’mon…) to their search baffles me.
Just The Few, The Recent. Ain’t the ‘net a wonderful thing?