Sunday, August 18, 2013

The Sunday Re-Run

This is actually a re-re-run.  But whatevah... **I** like the post.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Everythang Old Is New Again

I ran out of after-shave about a week ago so I swung by the Base Exchange on one of my trips out to Cannon Airplane Patch to re-supply.  Alas, they no longer carry the Burberry line of scents for men and I didn't like the other stuff they had.  So it was off to Amazon, yet again, and I wasn't disappointed.  We ordered a bottle of Burberry's "Weekend" and received it in short order.  In so doing I thought "I should write a post about after-shave..." but then a bell went off in my head to the effect of "I think you've done that before."  And so I have... about five and a half years ago, in October of '06.  Here's that post, updated with illustrations:

Scents

One of the more interesting, nay, fascinating, things about my recent trip to San Antonio was encountering perfumed women once again. I say “once again” because I cannot, for the life of me, remember the last time (or the first time, for that matter) I caught a whiff of a delicately perfumed woman in Portales. It just doesn’t seem to happen. Perhaps I’m just not hanging out at the “right” sort of places in P-Town. But it was a minor joy to have my olfactory senses treated every so often while in San Antonio. I like perfume, and have enjoyed it on the women in my life from a very early age.

It used to be that women had a “signature” scent, a brand they used almost exclusively. I’m not sure that’s true any longer…perhaps it’s an artifact from a by-gone age. Both my Mom and my grandmother had signature scents. My maternal grandmother was an Evening in Paris woman. Her dressing table was littered with those cobalt-blue bottles and containers, each emblazoned with a silver label with the brand name in flowing script. Evening in Paris was all she ever wore, as far as I know. My grandmother walked around trailing a pink could of Evening in Paris. You could walk into a room she’d vacated an hour ago and know she’d been there.  My mother was quite different in that regard.

Mom was a Chanel No 5 woman (which is hideously expensive these days; you know that if you clicked the link)…none of the upstart “new” Chanel fragrances for her, thank you. Just the original. She applied her perfume in a quick, deft manner that was the grand finale to her toilette ritual—otherwise known as “fixing my face”—a dab behind each ear and a dab in the crook of each elbow. She’d place her index finger over the bottle opening, tilt the bottle quickly on end, apply the dab, repeat. Not much at all, when you came down to it. “There are other places, too, but not for you to know,” she once told me, with a grin and a wink. Which, of course, was lost on me until much later in life. My mother’s use of perfume was subtle to the point one wasn’t really sure she was wearing any at all, but you knew she had a very attractive aroma about her. And that’s the way it should be, to my way of thinking.

The Second Mrs. Pennington wore White Ginger when we first met. White Ginger is a very clean, fresh sort of scent and it drove me nuts, in a very good, extremely good, way. Very appropriate for a young woman, and also very erotic. Perhaps it was the fact I was young and in love. Or perhaps White Ginger was the icing on the cake, so to speak. But whatever it was, that scent, on the rare occasion I encounter it these days, immediately transports me back to Former Happy Days. Interestingly, TSMP developed an allergy to perfume later in life and quit wearing it altogether. She also insisted I quit wearing after-shave, too, because it affected her in the same way.

Which brings me to the subject of male scents, or after-shave. My father, he of the Greatest Generation, used exactly two: Old Spice and Mennen Skin Bracer. That was it. I think that approach was wide-spread among men of his cohort. It was unseemly for men to wear “perfume,” and he told me so in no uncertain terms. So…during my adolescence the only scents in my medicine cabinet were his scents—like father, like son. 

That changed when I went into the military. I remember standing in the common latrine one evening, getting ready to splash some Skin Bracer on after shaving, and having a friend ask “Why are you using that cheap (stuff)?” “Here,” he says, “try this,” handing me his bottle of English Leather. I did. And I got a good comment from the Lady Friend that evening, something on the order of “Wow…you smell good!” (or something to that general effect.) I went to the BX the next day and bought some English Leather. Which, in turn, was followed by Jade East, Canoe, British Sterling, and all sorts of scents. I settled on Canoe and wore that until TSMP insisted I abandon all scent products. Now that I’m single again my “signature” scent is Burberry’s (or Burberry’s Weekend, when I can find it)…and will probably remain so.
Just a dab behind each ear and in the crook of the elbows... Heh.  Not really.  But I DON'T bathe in the stuff.
45 comments:
There should prolly be a limit on the number o' times one posts something/anything, and three is as good as any... for an arbitrary number.  I included the comments link above because (a) they're interesting and (b) this is one of my most-commented posts, evah.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Saturday: Foreign Experiences



This almost makes me wanna renew my passport.  Almost, but not quite.  I would like to see Vilnius, though.

And then there's this:



Futbol.  Meh.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Oooh! And Ahhh!



What a concept... a concept car that actually moves along the road.  It's beautiful, too.  Boy, is it EVER beautiful!

Want.*

* Which brings to mind something the Ol' Man used to say to me: "Want in one hand and s**t in the other.  See which one fills up first."  He was a rather pithy guy, my father.

He's NOT!?!



h/t to My Buddy Ed In Florida.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Today's Happy Hour Soundtrack and a Brief Reminiscence

Norah...


Bring me back the good old days,
When you let me misbehave.
Always knew, it wouldn't last,
But if you ask, I'd go again.
Yeah, I'd go again.
It's alright, it's okay,
I don't need you anyway.
You don't have to tell the truth,
Cause if you do I'll tell it too.
Oh, I'll tell it too.
Well, it ain't easy to stay in love
If you can't tell lies,
So I'll just have to take a bow
And say goodbye.
Heh.  There's much wisdom in these lyrics and I DO relate. Actually, the whole freakin' album is excellent and might be the best "new" music I've bought in some time.  That's sayin' sumthin', since I've bought albums by Lyle Lovett, Peter Green, Joan Osborne and many others over the past year or two.  That said, we loves us some Norah and "Little Broken Hearts" is the best thing I've bought lately. 

Then again, the above isn't sayin' much by standards of Former Happy Days, '70s Edition mainly coz I used to acquire four or five new albums each month during that period o' time.  Note that I didn't say "buy," and that's because my friends and I used to collaborate on our purchases and then trade off albums amongst ourselves so we could tape them.  Yeah, we were "those guys" that the RIAA used to rage about and we guilty, indeed.  But we did build up a significant music collection in that manner, illegal or not.

And then there was that halcyon year I spent up on the Black Sea coast and had a part-time gig as a deejay (and station manager, later) at KBOK, wherein I had access to the station's record library.  I would bring home four or five albums nearly every night during the time I worked at the station and tape 'em.  I still have those tapes (well, sorta.  SN2 has those tapes.) but the unfortunate thing is most of 'em are unlistenable due to poor recording which was due, in turn, to me being highly intoxicated during those recording sessions.  We did NOT pay attention to the task at hand, Gentle Reader, or at least not as much as we should have.  That's really too, too bad because I acquired some damned fine music during that year, and we're talkin' about 1971 - 1972, which were pretty much banner years for rock 'n' roll.  Ya don't believe me?  Hit those links...

So.  We buy acquire much less music today than we did back in the day.  One could make a case for the fact that there's a lot less music worth buying today... and I might would agree.  Except for Norah.

Hate Crimes and Other Bad Karma



Ya think that's an exaggeration?  Think again.  Ridiculous.

And then there's this, which Occasional Reader and Constant Correspondent Rob sends along:


And here I was worried about comin' back as a bug.

Politics...

... her way:



Dunno if I like the new hair do.  Or the mustache.  But I (still) like the way she thinks.  

I'll likely publish her next effort which is supposed to be out sometime today, if her quoted schedule is accurate.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Precious

Literally.



The h/t goes to Cass at VC.

In the Mail and a Minor Rant, Of Sorts

My Buddy Ed In Florida sends along the following...



Heh.

My Buddy Tim at Cigar.com sent along these beauties...



That would be a box o' Macanudo Gold Label sticks, in the Gold Star size... which is a substantial 6 inches long with a 64 ring gauge diameter, which is also to say FAT.  The cigars are mild and easy smoking which is a change from my normal preference for robust sticks.  A very nice change of pace, actually, and the sticks burn evenly and draw easy.  I like 'em.

So... I'm all stocked up on cigars for my trip, which looked like it might not happen at the rate things were going.  My oxygen brouhaha remains an open issue, with my current provider wanting to provide oxygen tanks but apparently not a portable concentrator.  Tanks are unacceptable... I do NOT want to be dragging around a tank on a cart where ever I go and I do not want to have three or four of the damned things cluttering up my house.  Unacceptable.

I made my third follow-up call to the company this morning and was told the local branch only has two portable concentrators in this area, one of which is in Plainview and won't be available until this coming Monday.  The reason for this is "the company is rather stingy with portable concentrators since Medicare doesn't pay that much for their use."  (That's a direct quote.)  I find that rather remarkable, seeing as how this company bills Medicare $350.00 EACH MONTH to provide one of these:



That's the exact same model I've been using for over three years.  Medicare doesn't pay this company the full amount they bill, of course, but the company does receive $174.52 from Medicare and TriCare EACH MONTH.  That's a grand total of over $6900.00 in rental payments since I've been on night time oxygen... for a machine that retails for $750.00.

Portable concentrators cost anywhere from $2495.00 to over $6,000.00 so I see my provider's point: it would be hard to gouge the gub'mint in an equally egregious manner for a pricey portable concentrator.  I mean, Hell, what's a bid'niz gotta do to make outrageous profits these days?

It's always sumthin'.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Café Society

In the post below I said sumthin' to the effect that I spend more than a few hours on the verandah observing people.  After giving the subject some thought whilst drinkin' the first beer o' the day I've come to the conclusion that my time on the verandah might could be described as the P-Ville version of café society.  Yes, I know... that's sumthin' of a stretch.  But we DO have some experience with the phenomenon.

There's this, for starters:
Shot from a café on Václavské nám, a leafy boulevard just below Wenceslas Square and just around the corner from my hotel
Prague has some very stylish and lovely women.



That would be a Budweiser Budvar in the foreground... one of many... but we weren't counting.
Those are a couple o' few images from the Great Divorce Tour o' 1999, wherein we embarked on a two-week program of Total Immersion In Pleasures o' the Flesh in Amsterdam and Prague as part of divorce recovery therapy.  

It sorta worked.  

I think.  I DO know that I spent a ton o' money on that particular brand o' therapy and money spent is often a (small) measure o' success.  Or so I've heard.  (Aside: One ton of pennies... 363,000 pennies to be exact... is worth $3,630 and I spent well more than that on my Total Immersion Therapy.  But I spent less than a ton of quarters, which are worth $40,000.  Source: this.)

We digress.  Americans aren't much into café society, which is to say the habit of taking drink and sustenance in an al fresco environment.  I've often wondered why that is, mainly because our climate lends itself to outdoor pleasures, so that can't be the reason.  Perhaps we can't be bothered to spend long hours lingering over drinks while watching the world pass by.  I don't think that's it, either, as we Americans DO spend long hours in bars and clubs of the indoor type.  I suppose this shall ever remain a mystery for me.

There are exceptions, of course.  Here's one:



That would be the Café du Monde in N'Awlins, a place where I often ended up in the wee smalls to enjoy a beignet or three and that marvelous N'Awlins coffee and chicory after a hard night o' debauchery in various forms.  That ain't a bar but there were/are any number of outdoor drinkin' venues in N'Awlins.  I may not have hit 'em all, but I did my best.

And there's this:



That's a shot o' Belden Alley in San Francisco, a place chock full o' marvelous restaurants that specialize in al fresco dining and drinking.  The BEST thing about Belden Alley (for me) is that it was a mere two or three blocks from my place o' bid'niz when I worked in SFO.  My friends and I would take lunch or dinner there at least once a week back in Former Happy Days, Part Deux or perhaps Trois.  My friends and I always lingered over our drinks after dinner (not so much at lunch, as we had to get back to work) for the people watching that was in it, and the people watching is GREAT in SFO.

So... given my druthers I'll always take my drink outdoors, weather permitting.  People-watching is part o' the reason why I love to sit on the verandah although I'll freely admit the view from the verandah these days ain't quite up to the standards in my previous lives.  The beer is a whole helluva lot more inexpensive by comparison, though.  We takes what we can get.

And now it's back outdoors to continue as we've begun.

Ya Think?



Heh.  Mr. Kelley doesn't understate things one whit, based on my observations.  After all, I AM an astute observer o' the human condition, based upon the many hours I spend on the verandah watching passers-by, beer in hand.  Those people may be walking or driving but they all have one thing in common: that gotdamned cell phone either glued to their ear or in their hand while they text away.  Just WHAT is so damned important that we cannot stand to be unconnected for even a minute?

One wonders how our parents managed to get through their days without cell phones, tablets, pee-sees, and the inter-tubes.  What a miserable existence they must have had.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Today's Happy Hour Soundtrack Entertainment

"You and me and rain on the roof"... as John Sebastian sang...



Most entertaining and cool in a couple o' different flavors... both temp-wise and entertainment-wise.  What a wonderful summer this has been, and IS.

PSA

From My Buddy Ed In Florida:



Well, I'd grab sumthin' other than a few Buds... but I see (and agree with) their point.

In other news... we slept in shifts last evening, goin' to bed at 0200 and bein' awakened by the crash o' thunder and lightning at 0500.  It was pretty much impossible to get back to sleep so I got up, fired up the coffee, drank about eight cups out o' the ten I made and then went back to bed... err, couch... where I slept the sleep o' the just, deservedly or not.  I woke up about 15 minutes ago and am now drinkin' what's left o' the coffee.  It looks like it's gonna be a great day, albeit a LOT more humid than normal.

I don't mind bein' awakened by t-storms as long as the sturm und drang is accompanied by significant moisture and that was the case this morning.  I spent about a half hour to 45 minutes at the window in my darkened living room, drinkin' my first two cups and just watching the rain come down.  Rain fascinates a body when you don't see much o' it, yanno?  Speakin' o' which, this year has been the wettest I've ever seen in my ten-plus years on The High Plains o' New Mexico.  That's a great good thing, Gentle Reader.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Today's Happy Hour Soundtrack

Tom Waits...


That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up


[...]

'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Heh.  Tom covered ALL the bases (complete lyrics here)... and that tells me he watches at least as much late-nite teevee as I do.

It Came From the Twitterverse

Well, they came from the Twitterverse... to be grammatically correct... a couple o' pics that caught my eye.  First:  "Hey!  I know!  We'll get married at the arena!"


h/t to John Buccigross

And so they did.  There's no word about what happened after the puck was dropped.  But, Hey!  Hockey as a metaphor for marriage?  Perfect.

This is just beautiful...

h/t to Earth Pics

I can't imagine a place any MORE different than where I live.  This village in Norway is exquisitely verdant, sits on the water, has mountains in its backyard, and looks pretty cool, temp wise.  Compare:


h/t to me

Well, we're pretty cool, too.  Sometimes.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Saturday: In Which Network News FINALLY Is Relevant



Heh.  Fallon's people do good work.

And then there's this:



Anyone who's ever had a dog will relate.

Friday, August 09, 2013

Why We Like Twitter



Uh... mebbe not.

The h/t goes to commenter Diss Content at the Beer and Whiskey Bros blog.

Congratulations Are In Order...

... for USAF's 12 Outstanding Airmen of 2013.  From a piece at the Usual USAF Source:



Congratulations, Airmen.  Ya done good.

Update, 1200 hrs:  Thumbnail sketches of each airman's accomplishments are here (in PDF format).

RIP, Karen Black

I'm not a big movie fan but Karen Black did it for me in the wayback...



That's the trailer for "Five Easy Pieces," which might could be my favorite movie of all time.  Ms. Black was excellent in this little movie, in which Nicholson gave his best performance ever.  There's a LOT to like here... not the least of which is Ms. Black's performance.  Seek it out if you've never seen the movie. (Hint: The movie is available on Amazon Prime.  I watched it last night... just because.)

I searched and searched for the R-rated scene where Nicholson and another woman in the movie (Sally Struthers!) engage in one of the hottest (albeit very brief) sex scenes ever committed to film (which is NOT explicit: it ain't porn), the end o' which shows Nicholson standing, chest heaving, clad in a "Triumph" tee shirt.  The symbolism of that scene is above and beyond... and was a piece o' cinematic  excellence.  It's just too bad the clip isn't available on the Tube o' You.

Karen Black died yesterday at age 74.  Thank you, Ms. Black, for the joy you gave me.  Rest in peace.

Thursday, August 08, 2013

Good Work, Audi



With Gollum in the back, whining "Are we there yet?"