The gospel, according to St. John...
God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"Apologies to Mr. Zimmerman... but St. John does it SO much better. It's that slide, Bob... the slide.
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No."
Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but...
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
Abe say "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God say "Out on Highway 61."