Saturday, October 13, 2012

Saturday, Or...

... why I'd NEVER buy a fucking Toyota.



Everythang is wrong about that ad.  EVERY-freakin'-THANG.

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  1. The ad is directed toward a new generation - those that drive minivans - hipsters. And the ad is rather obnoxious, but I love my new Camry. And I love my old Camry.

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    1. I'll buy the hipsters thang. But hipsters are just wrong, too.

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  2. Trying to play the video locked up Firefox. Just as well, I'm thinking.

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    1. It works fer me and I'm runnin' FF 15.0.1.

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  3. MY EYES! MY EYES! It physically hurts! Baaadd..

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    1. I can't believe I actually watched the whole thing, myself.

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  4. If you play this backwards it says "Cadillacs are Satan." Heh. And I confess, we have owned quite a few Toyotas. Those included: (1)a new '76 Corolla SR5 lift back that had the most fun 5 speed I've ever shifted, and (2) a '78 Celica that was pretty cool too. The new Toyotas do seem a little vanilla but America seems to like that flavor. The ad though, is weird in many ways. Many "Mother Father" ways.

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    1. America does indeed like vanilla. And Toyotas, too.

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  5. I'm with VX but I'll add "MY EARS MY EARS!!!"

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    1. Heh, I was going to add that, but I didn't want to guild the lily, lol. Good to hear from you, Curtis. Hope all is well...just not the same w.o. the old crew mixing it up at daily Lex's place--I think of Lex, you and the others almost daily..

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    2. What Virgil said, Curtis.

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  6. I lovemy Highlander, but that ad is, um, a bit much.

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    1. You are a master of understatement as always, Moogie.

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  7. Awwww sheeee-it!
    Gonna have no mutha-fatha swearin'
    Don' lahk no Toyotas.

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    1. Are ya gonna do a hip-hop reply rap, Skip?

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    2. I'm not planning on it. At least not in this lifetime, Buck.

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  8. Gotta agree with you Buck..........the commercial, well, it just plain sucks!! But, I also owned two Toyota's, a 78 Celica and 1979 Supra, both just kept on running well over 250,000 miles with TLC, before I sold them both to a couple of high school kids who just loved them. Oil consumption at those miles was very minimal and neither one hardly leaked at all.

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    1. I'll grudgingly admit they've made some quality products, Dave.

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  9. Squeeze my Swag13 October, 2012 17:43

    I'm thinking that him squeezing the nipple towards the end is obscene. OK, maybe I'm kidding...

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    1. THAT raised my eyebrows a bit, too.

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  10. "Swagger wagon"??? Really - the asexual minivan... you can't paint it any other way. The ad is beyond the pale.

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    1. Not only beyond the pale but sick, too.

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  11. I've had a problem with Toyota ads for a long time now. Something about every one of them just isn't right. I'm glad to hear someone else say so, too.

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    1. I'd fire their agency if I were Toyota. But I'm not...

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  12. And now I actually watched this hideous piece of crap. Oh My Goodness. Now I just want to KILL every Toyota.

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