... to post a few minor bitches and complaints.
First: My new reading glasses are digging a hole in the bridge of my nose and it hurts. It seems like I'm incapable of tweaking frames to fit painlessly and I don't know why this is. My optometrist manages to fit my new frames perfectly the first time, every time. There ain't no optometrist at the reading glasses display in Walgreen's, though.
Second: It's been nearly a month since I told ya my wash'n'fold service folded (heh). I still haven't mustered what it takes to get my Old Ass down to the laundromat and I'm running out of clean clothes, very rapidly. To further complicate matters I'm under certain restrictions concerning how much weight I can lift for a couple o' weeks following Eye Surgery, Round Two... no more than ten pounds... and I have about 30 pounds of dirty laundry. I may be reduced to goin' nekkid for a while. I apologize for planting that image in yer brain, Gentle Reader.
Third: THE WIND! Aiiieee. Let me up, I've had ENOUGH!
Fourth: I was saving the
best worst for last. This bitch:
"Which bitch is that, Buck?" The bitch that does the voice-over in the video. She's EVERYWHERE these days and has THE most annoying voice imaginable. I just KNOW she's gonna be the soundtrack in my personal hell if the major religions are right and I'm wrong about the existence of The Hot Place. OTOH, I may be doomed to come back as one of her kids if the tenets of my religion pan out. "Fingernails on a chalkboard" ain't half the analogy I'm lookin' for... let's just say this woman's voice makes Sarah Palin sound like Sarah McLachlan. That's sayin' a LOT, Gentle Reader.