Saturday, April 02, 2011

Death and Taxes

Well, mebbe not DEATH...


It's April now.  I suppose I should start thinkin' about doin' my taxes.  (Sigh)

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A Near Death experience... DIL1 calls last night and the conversation went something like this:
DIL1:  Are ya busy?
Me:  Not really, just finishing dinner.
DIL1:  OK... I'll be quick and let ya get back to dinner.  Have you talked to your son yet today?
Me:  Nooo... why?
DIL1:  Well... our Darling and oh-so-trustworthy Sean got a girl pregnant.
(loooong pause)
DIL1:  Buck?
Me:  Damn.  You're kidding.  Really?
DIL1:  APRIL FOOL!  (followed by MUCH laughter)
Hook, line, and sinker.  Didja get pwn3d yesterday, Gentle Reader?  I sure did...

7 comments:

  1. Oh boy. Ha.

    I'm wondering if the long pause was: "how can I unplug the RV, and where can these hillbillies not find me - as you drive off into the sunset."

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  2. Whoohoo!! Love it!! That's a good one! Guess what I'm doing to my mother next year...

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  3. Anon: Not quite...

    Jenny: You be careful, now. Don't wanna give Mom a heart attack. ;-)

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  4. The Bachelorette Party "got" several of the back-home hubbies/significant others really, really good!

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  5. Details, Moogie... We NEED details!

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