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The Lemon Picker
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon
grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers,
and I voted for Obama."
Heh. The attitude in play here used to be known as the triumph of optimism over experience. That was, of course, before the 2008 election. We won't speak of our own lemon-picking experience but I will say I didn't vote for Obama. And I've had some pretty cool cars.