An Occasional Correspondent sent this along, with the following addendum: "Buck, I HAD to send you this one!"Man said to wife "All right, you sexy thing, upstairs NOW!"Heh. She knows me all TOO well.
She looked at him and purred "Ooh, you kinky dog, you."
He said "No, seriously, hockey is starting, now get lost!"
LOL!! That would be either the Texas Rangers or Dallas Cowboys for me! Of course after being married 33 plus years Shelley understands what "game-time" is all about! Love the post Buck!
ReplyDeleteHeh. Yep.
ReplyDeleteDale: Thanks!
ReplyDeleteMoogie: Actually, I'd have preferred knowledgeable and interested company for the games. None such existed, however. ;-)
That joke makes me smile. Reminds me of a slight variation: Wifey kicks open the front door, barges in, and hollers upstairs "Honey! Grab a suitcase and get started with the packing! I won the goddamn lottery!"
ReplyDeleteHe can't believe his ears. He yells back "Really? You serious?"
"You bet! They confirmed it, I'm picking up the check tonight!"
"Cool! What's your preference, ocean or mountains?"
"I don't care, just get the f*ck out!"
Yeah... I heard that one too, Morgan. It kinda-sorta happened to me in Real Life. (Heh)
ReplyDeleteToby likes to watch his games with me in the same room. I bought some good books the other day just for football season.
ReplyDeleteLou: Heh.
ReplyDeleteGuy comes dragging up the walk after a, ah, challenging day in the mines, tie askew, briefcase dangling etcetc, and is met at the door by the wife, in a negligee, makeup fresh, hair done, perfume, bottle of champagne, the whole bit.
ReplyDeleteWife: "Tonight we're gonna have Super Sex!"
Husband: "What's the soup?"
Rob: Heh!
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