Thursday, August 19, 2010

Q&A

Q:  What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad one?
A:  Two weeks.


Sigh.  They always take too much off the top... no matter WHERE I get my hair cut.  Now I have to walk around looking like a frickin' rooster for the next two weeks.  Or not.  I usually have a ball cap on, anyway.

10 comments:

  1. Ah, hell, it's still about 400 hairs more on top than I have...

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  2. I'm thinkin' more like four thousand. But we won't quibble. ;-)

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  3. Well, cock-a-doodle-doo! It's that danged dry air. If you had a reasonable amount of humidity, say 86% or so, like here in NOLA, your hair wouldn't do the fly-away thing! Just sayin'. ;-P

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  4. Hair gel.

    wv: wishn - as in Buck is wishin' for a better haircut.

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  5. High & tight, their tough to screw up.

    Plus people think anyone who wears one is a little crazy, which is a good thing in my book.

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  6. Moogie: The humidity... or lack of same... is definitely part of it. But we're at 35% today, which is kinda-sorta high for this part o' the world. And I've ALWAYS had an incorrigible cowlick.

    Kris: Gel? You're sayin' I should, like, become some sort o' metrosexual? ;-)

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  7. Small-tee: That's part of the problem. I get my hair cut out at the base and those ladies think EVERY-frickin'-body is in the military.

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  8. There ya' go, Buck, that's the problem right there - "ladies".

    You need to find some old, Italian man barber. Or keep wearing hats, your choice, my man.

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  9. Lou: You are SO good for the male ego, ya know that?

    Small-tee: There's ONE old-fashioned barber shop here in P-Ville but the two guys that work there retired and replaced themselves with women. Those guys weren't much better, having a tendency to cut hair the way THEY wanted it, as opposed to how YOU wanted it.

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