Q: What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad one?
A: Two weeks.
Sigh. They always take too much off the top... no matter WHERE I get my hair cut. Now I have to walk around looking like a frickin' rooster for the next two weeks. Or not. I usually have a ball cap on, anyway.
Ah, hell, it's still about 400 hairs more on top than I have...
ReplyDeleteI'm thinkin' more like four thousand. But we won't quibble. ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell, cock-a-doodle-doo! It's that danged dry air. If you had a reasonable amount of humidity, say 86% or so, like here in NOLA, your hair wouldn't do the fly-away thing! Just sayin'. ;-P
ReplyDeleteHair gel.
ReplyDeletewv: wishn - as in Buck is wishin' for a better haircut.
High & tight, their tough to screw up.
ReplyDeletePlus people think anyone who wears one is a little crazy, which is a good thing in my book.
Moogie: The humidity... or lack of same... is definitely part of it. But we're at 35% today, which is kinda-sorta high for this part o' the world. And I've ALWAYS had an incorrigible cowlick.
ReplyDeleteKris: Gel? You're sayin' I should, like, become some sort o' metrosexual? ;-)
Small-tee: That's part of the problem. I get my hair cut out at the base and those ladies think EVERY-frickin'-body is in the military.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like it.
ReplyDeleteThere ya' go, Buck, that's the problem right there - "ladies".
ReplyDeleteYou need to find some old, Italian man barber. Or keep wearing hats, your choice, my man.
Lou: You are SO good for the male ego, ya know that?
ReplyDeleteSmall-tee: There's ONE old-fashioned barber shop here in P-Ville but the two guys that work there retired and replaced themselves with women. Those guys weren't much better, having a tendency to cut hair the way THEY wanted it, as opposed to how YOU wanted it.