My eyes!... Part I, as in dust, if I were to go outside. Note the wind speed and gusts. We haven't posted a lot about the WX of late and that's because we've had a run of exceptionally great weather for this time o' year... until today. You can see it's warm outside, but the wind she's a howling. That WILL keep me indoors, unfortunately.
My eyes!... Part II, as in Aiiieee!
The thang that intrigues me is the quoted increase in STDs among my cohort. I've read similar stuff elsewhere (and oh-so-briefly considered moving to The Villages as a result, if only for the opportunities what's in it) but I haven't encountered any hard numbers. Still and even a 71% increase is a LOT... unless you're talking about a baseline that begins at ten cases and increases to 17.
As Dave Barry would say:
ReplyDelete"A Florida Drivers License is on the way."
He says that about old folks and STDs?
DeleteHe says that about anything that happens in Florida
DeletePart I. My eyes hurt too, although it's not the weather, which is gorgeous here. I've been stuck inside doing my taxes. MY EYES HURT!
ReplyDeletePart II. Hey, that looks like some of the positions from that rare old book, the Limpa Seniorsutra. Sorry... Seriously, just looking at some of those makes my slowly healing back start to ache all over again. But like my old uncle Patel used to say, "No pain, no gain."
Aiiieee... taxes. I mailed mine last week and I'm still sorta pissed.
DeleteYeah, I wondered about some of those positions myself. There was at least one I've never tried... and have no real desire to attempt it now. I'm glad you're on the mend!
@Dan...nyuk!
ReplyDeleteBuck, I didn't get around here until Sunday morning. Wow, am I EVER glad I did!!! That PSA is one of the oddest I've seen. Don't get me wrong...I enjoyed the heck out of it...it's just REAL odd.
Old folks with the clap. Whodathunkit?
"Better to have loved, and failed the Wassermann test; Than never to have loved at all..."
ReplyDeleteRemembered from a small card on the wall at the Nas Pensacola Sick Call waiting room, 1982.
This is the second time you've mentioned this, Darryl. Old Age is creepin' in...
DeleteI didn't watch the video - didn't want to hurt my eyes or have that seared on my brain.
ReplyDeleteThe vid actually is kinda amusing, Lou... if only to imagine what would happen if they REALLY tried those positions.
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