My Buddy Ed in
Aren't older women great?
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great! They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....
Pretty damned close! Substitute “RV” for apartment and that’s life as I know it. Except there is not now, nor has there been in the past 25 years, a hot 25 year-old blonde.
More’s the pity.
That's a good one.
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