"The Only Fire Hydrant at the Westminster Dog Show"

That's how Democratic Strategist Bob Beckel described himself just now on Fox News. Beckel was appearing on John Gibson's show attempting to defend Howard Dean's remarks about that "unwinnable" war. Beckel said he's felt like this way for two days now, seeing as how he's made many appearances on the Talking Head shows this week.

Got a laugh out of me!