Monday, March 03, 2014

Clever



Yeah, that's about right.  But was 2011 actually the Year o' Fake Boobs?  Those things were frickin' EVERYWHERE when I lived in SFO from 2000 - 2002.  It got to the point where I thought I saw more "enhanced" wimmen than natural ones.  There is only one plausible reason for silicone titties*: reconstructive surgery following a mastectomy.  Otherwise?  NO.

* Well, two... mebbe.  Transgender wimmen will need 'em, too.  But note I said "plausible."
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  1. (not necessarily your) Uncle Skip03 March, 2014 10:50

    "...plausible reason..."
    Humph!

    I see a lot of irony in that some 'o those with the most creative sculpturing are also admonishing others to "go organic."


    That said... it seems SF was "pioneering" breast enhancement all the way back in the late 60s.
    Think Carol Doda.

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    1. Buck03 March, 2014 10:52

      You may not believe it, but I WAS thinking about Ms. Doda when I wrote this and mentioned SFO. She was rather famous at the time.

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  2. Craig03 March, 2014 10:59

    See, I alluz thought it was just a Cali thing. . . The fake blonde-ness and the botoxed lips are all part of the same story. . .

    (An' lissen. . . if you want a 'get off my lawn' moment - transgender wimmen. . . ain't no such thing. They can cut their d**k off and get a fake boob job, even take hormones to make their beard stop growin' (don't know what they'd do for ovaries or a uterus), but they can't do one damn thing to rid every cell in their body of its Y chromosome. But, what the hell do I know?)

    Not sure where that falls as to "Just be polite... that's all I ask." Delete if you deem it best. . .

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    1. Buck03 March, 2014 11:05

      Delete if you deem it best. . .

      You're good. I agree, too.

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  3. HMS Defiant04 March, 2014 08:54

    She was ugly, had a blemish the size of the Hindenburg and bad breath. Mona Lisa is what artists got paid to do; create beauty. Nowadays the ways to buy it are damned near endless.

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    1. Buck04 March, 2014 11:51

      On the buying of beauty: roger THAT.

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  4. Anonymous05 March, 2014 05:55

    I made a special (continuous) effort with my daughters to let them know they would be successful for their achievements and not what their ass looked like in $200 jeans made in China with some puffers name on them.

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    1. Buck05 March, 2014 10:01

      Good on ya for that, Christiane. You sound a lot like someone I used t'know. ;-)

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Just be polite... that's all I ask.

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