... if this IS a lil too close to home. It made me laugh right-the-hell-out-loud:
Makes me wish I had a dead cat.
H/t: Tastefully Offensive.
Makes me wish I had a dead cat.
H/t: Tastefully Offensive.
If a lifetime can be likened to a day, then this is Happy Hour!
ROFL
ReplyDeleteLOL, How does that old C&W lyric go?: "My wife just ran off with my best friend and I miss him."
ReplyDeleteThanks, Guys.
ReplyDeleteYou should always feel comfort when you visit the woman who stole your husband. Pray for her. Set flowers on her grave.
ReplyDeleteI like the flowers bit, Christiane. I hope I live long enough to do just that.
DeleteAfter givin' this a lil bit o' thought I've concluded the probability o' me layin' flowers on that SOB's grave is very, very small... infinitesimal, actually, unless there's a happy accident... given the bastard's younger than my SN2. Oh, well.
DeleteI switched the husband and wife around above, and showed it to the hubby, who had a nervous laugh, and then said "I have no idea where you are going with this, but I am too old for a new wife!" Then I told him I'm working on a new short story, and he said "fine, fine" as he wiped his brow with his sweater... He enjoyed the cartoon.
DeleteHeh. Yeah, I understand your husband's reaction. I'd have been a bit nervous as well.
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