Friday, March 15, 2013

And Then There's This

Best spam comment this year:
This article is not to say swelling fake vagina is the best qualified in the country's male-dominated government. While Apple has made huge strides in many areas here, this serves as a reliable landmark for palpation. Every man can and should be culled. Many people believe they have a right to sexual privacy. Your fake vagina will always wait patiently for you in the mood for your Valentine's Day.  They can also be caused by a variety of mental illnesses.
Caught in the spam trap, thank The Deity At Hand.  I culled the link and I didn't even go looking for an illustration to support this post.  You'll just have to make do with the text and use yer imagination.

9 comments:

  1. That has to be one of the best spam comments ever.

    And yes, I can see why you are thankful the spam trap caught THAT.

    (If ya went for the illustration, you'd prolly be out buying a new computer right now! Lord knows what kind of viruses would be lurking at that site.)

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    1. That one IS pretty good. But I defeated the purpose o' the spam trap by posting it.

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    2. I'm jealous. Why doesn't my spam filter trap stuff like that? LOL. Srsly, tho, sometimes there is NO difference between the kind of ads that end up in my spam and the ads that get thru to my normal inbox. Go figure..

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  2. Firstly, I want to be clear that this was linked from David Thompson's site ... I don't know if they're fresh, on special, or if they're "day old's"

    http://davidthompson.typepad.com/davidthompson/2013/03/friday-ephemera-2.html

    But it seems that now with the crashing currency values, one can get 5 vaginas and an asshole for like... 130 Y

    http://kotaku.com/5990283/okay-this-bread-really-looks-like-vaginas

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    1. Oh, that's priceless! Those wacky Nipponese!

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  3. That WAS a classic. Seriously. Even though I don't post much, I still get WAY bad spam comments on ancient posts.

    Many of them are funny, and hard to understand. But that one...clear as a bell! Especially the "mental illnesses" deal...

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    1. I hear ya. I always read the commetns in my spam folder and there are a LOT of 'em, too.

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  4. I've been getting a lot of spam on older posts lately, too, but none that are quite as -- um -- anatomically precise.

    May I be the first to nominate some folks in DC as the first men to be culled?

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    1. That was my first thought too, on the culling.

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