A lil bit o' overkill on the euphemisms but funny, none the less. My mustache is more or less permanent... there HAVE been the odd times when I've shaved it off but I always put it back after a week or two, at the most. Here's one of the very few known pics o' me without lip foliage:
Taken in Moscow, in 1993. There are a few more pics at the link.