...or, "Why I Rarely Turn My Teevee On Anymore:"
This isn't too very damned far from the truth. There was a point in time when TLC, Discovery, and The History Channel were the staples of my nightly viewing. Now? It's all pawn-shop owners, Alaskan truck drivers, toothless alligator hunters, and loggers. WTF happened? Thank The Deity At Hand we still have Mike Rowe, is all.