Obama's throwing bombs, Romney not so much. I wish Romney WOULD throw a few bombs... and The Deity At Hand knows he has enough material... but it's still early days. Romney needs to be smart about it, too... not like the latest dumb-assedness from the Obama campaign, i.e., "Romney might be a felon." Yeah, and Obama might be smart, too. There's about an equal chance of either premise being true.
Update, approx 1415 hrs: Aiiieee. Both SN1 & SN2 were right and I was wrong... this ain't jes a lil $150 or $200 ding, it's a frickin' $724.50 MAJOR PROJECT, which means The Tart will be in the shop for three or four days or even a week, worst case. It seems like the whole damned left side of the car will have to be disassembled, the bumper has to come off and the clear coat has to be re-sprayed up to and including the driver's side door. So much for a lil ding.
I originally thought I'd get this fixed on my dime and save an insurance claim, but after speaking to USAA I've decided to claim it. There's a possibility my deductible could be halved due to the hit and run nature of the damage, but I have to wait and see. But $500 is still cheaper than $724.50.
Sigh. It's always SUMTHIN'.