What HP said they'd do, on 12/06/2011:
What they actually did (about 15 minutes ago):
Good on 'em, eh? I think I know how I'm gonna spend the rest o' my day. Mebbe. I say "mebbe" coz I'm dreading the restore process, having acquired one of those tee shirts about a year ago. This chore may or may not be performed immediately... and there's also the fact that I just now poured my second cup. It ain't smart to do stuff like this when one isn't fully caffeinated.