It's Foam Rubber Brick Time

As in a foam rubber brick to throw at my teevee when these egregious "holiday" ads come on:

Sometimes I think it's too bad the FCC eliminated the "equal time" doctrine, coz I'd love to see some of those fatass "People Women of Wal-Mart" all dolled up in a hoodie-footie.  Now THAT would be worth watching.

PS: The vid above is last year's ad which has SOME redeeming social value, what with the skimpy outfit included in the twofer.  This year's ad has yer usual svelte chick goin' on about how she used to wear layers and layers of stuff to bed but hubby solved THAT problem by buying her an adult-size infant and/or child's sleeper.  Yeah... that's just the ticket for yer Inner Pedophile.