If a lifetime can be likened to a day, then this is Happy Hour!
Buck, You're right about this piece being very close to reality. But it's funny. Lotsa funny! I don't want to make anything big out of this, but I'm sure you noticed that was a WHITE turkey.
Buck, every once a while, the good folks at The Onion go yard...That was one dinger! I had unsubscribed to the Onion in my Reader, because it had been seemingly months since I found anything all that interesting.Well...better go fix that. SO TRUE!
Dan: One turkey's the same as the next to me, but now that ya mention it...Andy: I quit going by The Onion for a while too. They seemed to lose their mojo for a while, but this piece has definitely got it.
I'm just glad the turkey got pardoned.
Just be polite... that's all I ask.