That would be Mister Male Chauvinist Piggie, to you.
Oh, my. SO many thoughts as to a caption are rattling around in my sexist, exploitative, demeaning brain. Where to begin? (Which works both as thought and caption) Will the circle be unbroken? A Virtuous Circle, indeed! (Please note I did NOT say "vicious.") What? I'm open to suggestion.
It IS quite the photo, though... innit?