Friday, August 27, 2010

Points to Ponder...

... as I take my morning coffee.
-The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
-If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 
-Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The points are courtesy of my Buddy Ed in Florida; the image is from a generic Google search (click for larger - I made it small coz I'm trying to keep the blog at a PG-13 level).  The last point is particularly apt, even if it is TMI.  

I shall now take the remainder of my coffee on the verandah with the oh-so-rare morning cigar.  Because I CAN.

10 comments:

  1. Gotta hand it to you, Buck. This one's a stroke of genius.

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  2. Note to self, do not take any plumbing jobs for the Wolverines.

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  3. Uh -- well, uh -- (I'm blushing) -- but Andy, really??

    (And I'm sorry, the cryptic notes from the anon. person, I don't understand.)

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  4. My, my! Aren't we feeling frisky today! (and ya gotta wonder how long Andy's been waiting to whip those groaners out.)

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  5. I think that "whip those groaners out" is one of the coolest things I have read in a long time. I really hope I find an excuse to use that one soon!

    Anon's got it right.

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  6. And I'm sorry, the cryptic notes from the anon. person, I don't understand.

    Did you not embiggen the pic, Kath? The UofM are the Wolverines, yanno?

    Moogie: I'm with Andy... your comment wins the thread. ;-)

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  7. (And I'm sorry, the cryptic notes from the anon. person, I don't understand.)

    you mean? been there, done that and got the t-shirt!

    Phil USAF 75-96 MSGT RET

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  8. A plumbing tee shirt, Phil? Or several deployment tee shirts? ;-)

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