So, I thought long and hard about posting this... for all of about three minutes... because someone is sure to get the wrong ideer about why I did so. Or perhaps the right one. It's funny, nonetheless. Explicit, too. <=== a half-assed warning.
So Phlegmmy has this theory about scorched-earth types, which is how she describes the woman in this vid. On the one hand she's prolly correct in her thinking; OTOH she discounts the obvious pleasures derived from thinking up amusing and/or appropriate retribution scenarios. And this vid has some great ones. Not that I would know anything about that -- I've just heard stories, yanno?
Possibly related: Is this the girl in the Kindle commercial? She kinda-sorta sounds the same... I can't tell.
I can hear the resemblance, but I don't think it's the same chick. :)
ReplyDeleteYes, meant to tell you to post this with my blessing. I especially loved realizing that the person she's singing about is either a) a woman who left her for another man, or b) a man who left her for another man. Tantalizing, in any case.
I'm sure she wasn't the only crazy one in that relationship, actually.
:)
...the person she's singing about is either a) a woman who left her for another man, or b) a man who left her for another man.
ReplyDeleteDang... ya think? My mind doesn't work in such wondrous ways; I approached it from the traditional boy-girl-triangle perspective, but now that you mention it... ;-)
Whatever. The sentiment expressed herein sure did float my retributive boat.
Heh! The best retort comment I've read in a while, Buck! I came in here to chuckle at the video, and inquire as to whether you had seen that video that Staci posted a couple of days ago.
ReplyDeleteThis one: Pray for you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBg9zLI2bA&feature=player_embedded
I think it's probably also the standard boy/girl two sided triangle thing...
"Float my retributive boat." I've taken that cruise before. Nothing better than imaginary payback, all the pleasure and none of the risk.
ReplyDeleteAndy: I did see Staci's post... and vid... I just didn't comment on it. The sentiment is the same but her song isn't nearly nasty enough. I like this one much better, especially the bit about "catching him with your sister." (Note we cleaned up the language jes a lil bit.)
ReplyDeleteDan: Yeah, imaginary retribution goes a long way towards keepin' my ass outta jail.