Good friend Lori oh-so-casually dropped this link in comments and there's some good stuff there. Like this:
There are also some things that are even more sophomoric than this, but better than half of the graphics therein should make ya laugh, Gentle Reader. Or cry.
So... we kicked off Happy Hour a little bit early today and tried to hold the festivities outdoors seeing as how the temp is supposedly 63 degrees. That normally would be most pleasant indeed were it not for an 18-mph wind and an overcast that prevents the small-beer warmth that emanates from the sun at this time o' year from reaching us. (sigh)
Anyhoo. Today's cigar is a Gurkha Park Avenue Churchill, our beer is 1554, and this is something from our soundtrack:
Not a bad day, all told. I've had worse.