OK. I know you're sick to death of all this hockey stuff. It's almost over. Really. That said, I wanna give you something besides my Hockey Obsession, so here’s a link to “The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers).” Examples:
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
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14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left
Ooooh. The mind boggles, it does.
hee hee...room temperature Canadian beef. That's funny right there.
ReplyDeleteThose are hilarious! Some of the things people think of! Boggles the mind!
ReplyDeleteThose are stunningly hilarious. Laugh-out-loud funny.
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