Tuesday, May 20, 2014

There Must Be Sumthin' Wrong With Me

I say that coz I really like all these Shoebox rejects.  Like this one:


Hell, I'd buy a BOX of those things.

(Yeah, we're still goin' through the overnight mail.)

11 comments:

  1. The dark room20 May, 2014 15:06

    My wife says she finds intercourse physically painful. I said I find intercourse psychologically painful. What should we do, she asked. Well, I suggested she use that cream they advertise on TV during supper every night. What about you? Don't worry about me, I said, as I filled the last chamber and closed the cylinder, taking the safety off and pulling back the hammer. I then shot the zombie running towards me, and then fixed myself another Manhattan.

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    1. OK, I stand corrected. I'm nearly normal, by comparison.

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  2. I remember a famous trial in San Diego where the defense asked a witness (hostile) what he'd expect if he cheated on his wife and his answer was, to lie bleeding at her feet after being shot six times with her demanding to know how to reload this damned thing.
    You have to be careful with these cards and letters. They could go off. :)

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  3. OK, not being good at puzzles, I have to wonder if the zombie was his wife, OK, back to football highlights now...

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  4. Once upon a time ...on a rainy day ...I actually went through a bunch of the stuff on that site.
    Some folks who've never seen the site think I'm brilliant.

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    1. I've done the same thing, Skip, but the people I know still think I'm missing a few face cards.

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    2. I did... and thought about posting it, but we don't want to have too much of a good thing.

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