Hey, I'll admit to being a unicorn. Before I retired I used to tell the guys at work that I always wanted to be a unicorn so that I could stab all the f**ktards in the throat with my head. Sometimes dreams do come true....................
You’re a creature of two worlds. You enjoy the luxury of human comfort, but you your true home is in the woods. You’re active and good in groups, and have little patience for people who disagree with your opinions. You know how to put yourself on the winning side of any situation, and you have no problem with subtly manipulating situations to your advantage, which makes you a powerful ally.
I'm OK with that though the image of one does kinda creep me out.
Uh, well there's...
ReplyDeleteNo.
But you can...
No.
Geez, now I have to go take that thing. Don't know if, like you, I'll have the cojones to fess up to the result.
We shall see.
Dammit. I got unicorn. But chicks dig me, right?
DeleteYou magical, perfect creature!
DeleteHeh.
I got mine [big cheesy grin thingy here].
ReplyDeleteIt may totally disrupt my blogging schedule.
Oh... well.
We await with bated breath.
DeleteAre you positive you're not a unicorn? I mean, you checked right? :)
ReplyDeleteWell, I AM magical. Sorta. So there's that.
DeleteHey there, fellow Elf! The Elvish folk in the Trilogy were pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteThat's the ONLY saving grace, Moogie. I can't shake the "elf on a shelf" image, though.
DeleteHey, I'll admit to being a unicorn. Before I retired I used to tell the guys at work that I always wanted to be a unicorn so that I could stab all the f**ktards in the throat with my head. Sometimes dreams do come true....................
ReplyDeleteHeh. I like that.
DeleteI am a: Centaur
ReplyDeleteYou’re a creature of two worlds. You enjoy the luxury of human comfort, but you your true home is in the woods. You’re active and good in groups, and have little patience for people who disagree with your opinions. You know how to put yourself on the winning side of any situation, and you have no problem with subtly manipulating situations to your advantage, which makes you a powerful ally.
I'm OK with that though the image of one does kinda creep me out.
The description does sound like you, Kris.
DeleteMines goin' up at my place right away
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