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I do, but it's lame and not worth explainingDoesn't even qualify for funny but no
I like a LOT of the "funny but no" ideers. Then again, I am kinda-sorta sick.
Women will buy a swimsuit that is too small and then diet to fit into it. Well, I should say women under 40, because now I don't walk the runway at the city pool - I just float in the river with a beer on my belly...
I just float in the river with a beer on my belly...You're MY kinda gal, Christiane. ;-)
People who can eat anything anytime need more sympathy or a kick in the pants or swimsuit depending one what season it is.
Heh. I've been working on that sympathy thang, but it's hard... yanno?
It means I can stop shaving my legs. Wait, never mind.......
Just be polite... that's all I ask.
I do, but it's lame and not worth explaining
ReplyDeleteDoesn't even qualify for funny but no
I like a LOT of the "funny but no" ideers. Then again, I am kinda-sorta sick.
DeleteWomen will buy a swimsuit that is too small and then diet to fit into it. Well, I should say women under 40, because now I don't walk the runway at the city pool - I just float in the river with a beer on my belly...
ReplyDeleteI just float in the river with a beer on my belly...
DeleteYou're MY kinda gal, Christiane. ;-)
People who can eat anything anytime need more sympathy or a kick in the pants or swimsuit depending one what season it is.
ReplyDeleteHeh. I've been working on that sympathy thang, but it's hard... yanno?
DeleteIt means I can stop shaving my legs. Wait, never mind.......
ReplyDelete