Monday, October 14, 2013

Wherein I Bring Teh Funny

In two flavors...


I NEED a few o' those cards on the right.  And then there's this:


It made me laugh but it really ain't funny.  At ALL.

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  1. Only now the second one's not nearly so funny.
    There are 535 of those suckers in DC.
    Among them they might have one brain.
    It's cancelled out by the Executive branch.

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    1. I seem to remember you can't divide by zero, but then in calculus you could divide by an infinitesimally small number close to zero. Anyway 535/0 was called "not a number" and seems to sum up my thinking :-)

      I actually think the only solution now, is for the President to suspend the Constitution, and have the Supreme Court appoint the Governors to decide how to fund the government, while extending the debt for the next 12 months.

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    2. I like the way ya think, Christiane. OTOH, most of my friends on the right side o' the blogosphere maintain Godd Ol' Barry has already suspended the Constitution albeit not in a good way. OTOOH, 50 governors could prolly come to a consensus a lot easier than the current Congress where a budget is concerned.

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  2. I could use a few of the cards on the right and send them to Washington D.C.!!!!

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    1. The "Get Fucked" cards are what Senators and Representatives send to their constituents these days..

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  3. Not many non-Catholics know where Halloween comes from, so it may interest some to know the Halloween is the eve before All Saints day, and All Souls day follows that.

    The children are to go door to door and be bribed to offer prayers for your loved ones in Purgatory. If you can't be bribed and otherwise feel Purgatory is too good for them, the children may light a bag of dog poop to pay you back for your cold heart. :-)

    I plan to heap candy on the children for my tante Isabelle who used to turn her porch light off on Halloween...

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    1. I knew that and I'm not Catholic! (Plus-one for me, eh?)

      I MIGHT turn off my porch light this Halloween... I'm undecided at this point.

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  4. Yep, and those trick-or-treaters are waiting on hand-out or they will screw with your life and make you miserable.

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