My Buddy Ed In Florida sends the following along...
After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Dorothy, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:
"Bruce, do we still have intercourse?"
And there was a hush...
You could hear a pin drop.
He answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Dorothy, I told you a hundred times... what we have is...
In other news... our WX right now:
I'm having to wear a long-sleeved shirt out on the verandah, mainly coz my personal R-factor is rather low and it feels downright chilly outside! That said, the weather's freakin' loverly and we most certainly are NOT lookin' a gift horse in the mouth.