My Buddy Ed In Florida sends the following along...
After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Dorothy, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:
"Bruce, do we still have intercourse?"
And there was a hush...
You could hear a pin drop.
He answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Dorothy, I told you a hundred times... what we have is...
Blue Cross!
Heh.
In other news... our WX right now:
I'm having to wear a long-sleeved shirt out on the verandah, mainly coz my personal R-factor is rather low and it feels downright chilly outside! That said, the weather's freakin' loverly and we most certainly are NOT lookin' a gift horse in the mouth.
haha! That's funny!!
ReplyDeleteThis weather we are having is crazy! I played softball last night and after the game we tailgated. I can't recall ever in July having to wear a jacket in New Mexico. At least not down here in the plains. Mountains, yes. I'm glad for the rain, though (even though y'all in town received more than we did).
I agree with ya on the WX. I've not seen anything like this in the ten years I've been here.
DeleteOur weather warmed up. It is still not as hot as it could be, but the stinkin humidity is driving me crazy.
ReplyDeleteLove the joke.
It's been humid here too, but cool... thankfully.
DeleteGreat joke! I think I have arrived at that stage, CRS is getting bad.
ReplyDeleteWe had 96 degrees today here on the ridge, felt like the humidity was close to that as well.
I feel for ya with the temps and humidity, Ed.
DeleteGood story!
ReplyDeleteYour weather sure seems all over the place this summer.
Yeah... it HAS been all over the place!
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