An Occasional Correspondent sends this along...
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was veryupset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.""The first is that I iron better than you."Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."Wife: "Oh yeah?"Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"Maria: "Jor hozban did."Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth... "And did my husband say that as well?"Maria: "No Señora.... the gardener did."Wife: "Soooo .... how much do you want?"