... that my electric bill...
Dear Customer,Your 10/30/2012 statement for your Xcel Energy account is ready. You can view the entire bill at your convenience. Here is your bill summary:Name on Account: Norman PenningtonAccount Number: (you don't need to know that)Amount Due: $36.59 (you DO need to know that!)This bill is not enrolled in an auto payment program and will need to be paid manually.Thank you for using My Account and for being a valued customer.Sincerely,Xcel Energy Customer Care
...is about 70% of my WATER BILL, which hasn't deviated more than 50 CENTS off of 50 YANKEE DOLLARS in the last 13 months? As a matter o' fact, my electric bill is reasonable, never even approaching $100.00, even during peak heating/air conditioning season. The water bill, OTOH, is way the hell outta whack, especially for a guy who lives alone (even though he showers every day).
There are some thangs in life I simply do not understand, and this is one of 'em.