If a lifetime can be likened to a day, then this is Happy Hour!
I guess they're gonna have to re-write the lyrics to "I'm just a Junk-Food Junkie" then--calling Dr. Demento!! lol
PS: I'll admitit, I'm a CONFIRMED chocoholic--got it from my Mother. Or as one addict once said: "Give me a 5-lb box of assorted choc cream's and a half gallion of milk and I'm in heaven" lol. One subsittute for the Hostess chocolate cupcake dilemma is "Mre Freshly's" Creme-filled Chocolate cupcakes out of Tucker, GA. Find them a lot in vending machines and they are nom nom GOOOOODDDDdddd!!! with either milk or coffee--or even coke---just call me your avg eight-yr-old, lol. Strangely, haven't had a twinkie since HS days..PS Actually, when I DO partake/sneak (Nurse Wife keeps tight rein on me these days) those mini choc-fudge cup-cakes that are sold by both Costco & Sam's Club (but diff brands, the Costco ones seem more moist, yymv) in the clear plastic tub@ 24+ to the box (in two layers) are great with morn coffee and are the best cost/benefit offering out there, imho..
I likes me some chocolate, too. I'm kinda glad there ain't a Godiva store in my neck o' the woods, coz I drop 50 Yankee Dollars there EVERY time I go into one. Godiva makes the closest thing to Belgian chocolates (the world's BEST) that you can get here in the USofA.
PPS: My Mother, who dieted all her life tho a trim petite 5'2"" once allowed that her idea of heaven-on-earth was to be deposited alone on a tropical isle with unlimited supply of chocolates so that when she grew to the inevitable 300+ pounds there would be no one around to make fun of her. LOL!
So...ummm... why is it **I** don't gain any weight eatin' that stuff?
"Cause you're one of the lucky bastards that won the genetic lottery, that's why you skinny SOB!Signed: The Green-eyed Monster of Jealousy..
It IS a curse. USAF almost rejected me for bein' underweight but the head doc said "Naw... Basic will fatten him up." It did, too. I weighed 113 when I went in, 140 out o' Basic. That's about as heavy as I've EVER been.
Yikes! 150lbs was my tennis-playing "fightin' weight" when I was in HS. Like I weigh that now..
Heh. I weigh 125, as we speak. And still wear 29x32 Levi's. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. ;-)
PS: That, or you have a REALLY well-fed tape-worm. :)
Maine is the state that got the math right. When they decriminalized pot, they also instituted a snack food tax.
Just be polite... that's all I ask.