Thursday, September 20, 2012

Porn Names

So it came to pass in comments to yesterday's "Your Pirate Name" post that Loosy-Anna Andy brought up the subject of stripper/porn names.  And, according to the rules laid down by Andy, my porn name would be: "Mustapha Pete Rue Mozart."

Well, that's all well and good, I suppose... but we weren't all THAT keen on it.  So we tried another name generator, and came up with this: Uncle Peachybutt.

I think I'll stick with Mustapha Mozart, electing to drop my middle names.  Here's Ol' Mustapha Mozart with one of his favorite co-stars back when he was in his prime.



The boy has since retired from films and doesn't even know his former co-star any longer.

12 comments:

  1. I somehow got Hugh Spankadocious. LOL! RANDOM indeed!!

    BTW: Left a comment for you down at SOF post.

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  2. I always liked Count Monster Rod Von Hugenstien. I wish I could say I made that one up but it came from an old SNL skit.

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    1. Mebbe I should have kept on watching SNL...

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  3. Lex Hardon here!

    Nyuk...

    Actually, I prefer Elvis Douglas. I still snort every time I think about Staci..."Sparky Dirt Road."

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    1. Yeah, Staci's name makes me smile, too.

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    1. You and several others, Small-Tee.

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  5. By the first rules, I would be Shelby Shary. Not really all that - pornographic. But the 2nd set of rules produces the piece de resistance: Asia Muffmuncher

    Need I say more...

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  6. Perverted they say22 September, 2012 13:46

    I used to love meeting new women. You spend hours exploring their clothed and unclothed bodies, and then the next day you find out your a pervert, and she never wants to see you again!

    Porn names are over-rated...

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    1. I really know your is you're...

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    2. Heh. I don't think that's ever happened to me. Prolly never will, either, now that I'm functionally retired. ;-)

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