If a lifetime can be likened to a day, then this is Happy Hour!
Ya know Buck, you've paid your dues. I think you've earned the right to spend a day or so being disagreeable. Oh, yeah, and breaking stuff!
Thanks for that, Sarge. I've paid SOME dues, but not as much as some folks I know.
Just don't break anything that you can't fix or replace or would want to.
Noted, Lou. Good advice.
So what you're saying is that it's just like every other day, huh?
Well, it's shocked I am. Shocked! I mean... aren't we usually all sweetness and light around here, celebrating the Good Thangs life has to offer? Well, AREN'T we?
Sure we are Buck. Sure we are. (Said backing away slowly. Not looking directly at Buck and NOT making any sudden moves.)
Just be polite... that's all I ask.