I'm just in from runnin' the day's errands which included buyin' toothpaste and that's the post title subject. Like this:
I swear to The Deity At Hand... there HAD to be a dozen different varieties of Crest and I didn't even look at the Colgate and other brands. This makes me wonder about toothpaste sales (as in: do they REALLY sell enough of each formula to make it worthwhile?) while wonderin' if it ain't all just the same stuff, re-badged. It really wasn't all THAT long ago when you had just one variety of Crest, Colgate, Ipana, yadda, yadda, to choose from.
Speakin' of Ipana... I always bugged my Mom to buy Ipana when I was a kid. Mainly outta fraternal solidarity:
You don't KNOW how much grief I got as a kid because of that damned commercial.
It's warm outside, Gentle Reader. No... make that HOT: