If a lifetime can be likened to a day, then this is Happy Hour!
Thanks, now I won't have to watch the news on tv tonite
This very accurately captures the reason that I choose to avoid broadcast news.
Love the Onion...they're so very right!
Yep, that is the way it is.
Thanks all y'all.
Think I just seen a rerun of what I just seen on the News :)
Just be polite... that's all I ask.