Via Blog-Bud Morgan, Dubya throws the first pitch in Game Four of the World Series:
And my comment at Morgan's: "Fuckin’ A! Texas, Bay-bee. Nevah hoppen in New Yawk."
Apropos o' not much: I have about a week or two left as a Texan, or at least as a person who carries a Texas driver's license and drives vehicles with Texas plates. I'll be an official New Mexican sometime after November 1. (Sigh)
New Mexican? Is that really the word? :)
ReplyDeleteWV: chien. Yes, I am. The Blogger - it knows, man.
sigh
ReplyDeleteI miss him.
Yup. That's the word. If you really wanna be precise I'm gonna be a really OLD New Mexican.
ReplyDeleteYou ain't the only one, Kris.
ReplyDeleteThat's kinda what I was leaning at, Jokingly, of course. My humor is running extra dry this morning.
ReplyDelete"Nevah hoppen in New Yawk"
ReplyDeleteNever..???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuxCqPKflo&feature=related
The current occupant of the WH can't even make the throw without it bouncing or going off to the left.
ReplyDeleteThe best pitch Bush threw at a ball game was the one he threw in Yankee Stadium after 9/11. Threw it from the rubber on the mound and threw a strike.
Duh one throws worse than most girls.
Not a fan of the TexAss Rangers. Unfortunately it looks like Nolan Ryan's team will win the WS. At least Bush is one I can cheer for from that organization.
I want to throw the first pitch at a major league baseball game.
ReplyDeleteIf it has to be somewhere it's still better than most. New Mexico has many fond memories of childhood vacations from our Texas Panhandle home.
ReplyDeleteI miss him too, ABO!
Nothing wrong with being a New Mexican! :)
ReplyDeleteI miss Dubya too. Every day. He has class we no longer see.
wv: dethe. (Sort of Halloweenish)
Small Tee: They'd have cheered Dubya in Berkeley in October of 2001. Well, mebbe that's a stretch...
ReplyDeleteDuh one throws worse than most girls.
Heh. You better be on the lookout for Lou, Anon.
Lou: I KNOW you could do better than The One.
PogoTex: New Mexico is pretty cool, actually.
Sharon: You're right and you should know. ;-)
The question now would be....Will you still be in Exile after you become official in NM?
ReplyDeleteDuh one throws worse than most girls.
ReplyDeleteHeh. You better be on the lookout for Lou, Anon.
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Hence the qualifier, MOST, though I almost put in than "a girl". Maybe Duh One would pitch better throwing underhand, as that seems to be his way of governing, he might be a natural. heh.
Magic Wordy Thingy.... jacke - hmph, I wonder if its not knowing Jack - e or if its for a halloween type thing.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteYou got that right. First, I'm a big-ass Tex-ass Ranger fan. Second, I can throw from the rubber mat and hit what I'm aimin' at - like most Tex-ass girls.
Love him, or hate him...Bush was no wuss, for sure. I swear, this pussy we've got now just makes my guts churn.
ReplyDeleteBuck, when I lived a couple of miles from the NM/CO state line, we Coloradans had a saying. "If you fail your driver's test, they give you a special 'yellow' license plate."