J.J. and Ol' Slowhand...
Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or twoMost of above applies to YrHmblScrb and I DO find it gratifying when my life is reflected in song. Well, that sentiment about the kids isn't true at all (two of 'em call at regular intervals and are a great boon to me in my old age) nor is the expressed sentiment about inheritance valid, coz I intend to make all of my children hundredaires. My ex-wives? Don't ask... unless you want to hear concise statements about anatomically improbable sex acts. Sorta, in that I know one of which has a most impressive toy box. Or at least she used to (the other I kinda doubt).
I never hear from them, 'till the bills are due
The money I gave 'em, they already spent
If I could just slip'em out, you've put me in that last will and testament
You know I'm going over sixty, I'm older than most
It won't be long now, I'll be nothing but a ghost
My intentions, it's my intent
To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament
And now it's back out under the awning to continue as we've begun.