Mainly coz o' this:
Yeah, we cherry-picked the extreme WX reporting location for effect. It's really only about a hunnert degrees in the shade, which is still too hot for YrHmblScrb. It's nice and cool in the Great Indoors and that's where we'll remain until the sun sinks below the horizon later on, at which time we'll go out to play.
Update, 1545 hrs: Just noticed this in my Twitter feed:
iowahawkblog: HEAT ADVISORY: National Weather Service warns of possible severe bitching, with a 70% chance of pissing and moaning.Heh... we do have us some pissin' and moanin' in the general vicinity.