... Treasure of the Sierra Madre Division:
That's pretty danged stoopid, innit? I can just see me droppin' this in casual conversation at Golden Acres Happy Hour: "I got my Platinum Badge in politics at Google News today!" Whoop-dee-frickin'-DO.
And yeah: Golden Acres. That's the name of my prospective new neighborhood. I almost did a facepalm when I drove over there yesterday but I was... you know... drivin'.