Saturday, May 28, 2011

You Too Can Look Like a Tart

From My Buddy Ed In Florida...
This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2008 involving 9 "Plain Jane" women for best makeover. They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest. Look at the before and after photos. Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women without the financial means to look like this. The woman 2nd from the left won the contest.
 Beer has the same effect for less money.
Ed is right about the effects of beer but I'm thinkin' all those women look pretty much the same after their make-overs.  And that's NOT a Good Thing.

8 comments:

  1. Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women without the financial means to look like this. Sorry, have to disagree there. Refer to my post about driving and shaving. Or can you say "Nancy Pelosi"?

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  2. I've found most ugly women are ugly on the inside, Deb, not out.

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  3. I saw a bumper sticker a few years back.... Life's Too Short to Dance with Ugly Women
    I think whoever came up with that was thinking of the Baltimore carpetbagger.

    I was thinking something along the lines that sometimes no matter how hard you try to disguise a [insert animal name here], it is still a [insert animal name here].

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  4. My problem, is I never go anywhere that requires much more than denim and a tee-shirt.

    I guess my question is "Why?"

    Well, other than a silly contest to get the advertisers an hour on TV...

    WV: chitic (is that a chitty critic?)

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  5. I think whoever came up with that was thinking of the Baltimore carpetbagger.

    I think I have to agree, Skip.

    My problem, is I never go anywhere that requires much more than denim and a tee-shirt.

    You sound like my kinda girl, Anon, assuming you're female. Therein lies the problem with anonymous comments... they're not gender specific. That fact doesn't matter most of the time, but sometimes it does... ;-)

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  6. I would say the makeover was in the wardrobe department.....
    The makeup and hair are simply polishing and burnishing the rough edges....And the lady on the left does have rather pleasing curves. And The ORPO1 does like ladies with curves......

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  7. Sometimes I stop at a convenience store and some Okie woman will be working. She will look much like the “before” shots of the women. And I will think, “With a little make-up and the right clothes, this woman could be beautiful.” Of course, in OK she will smile and only have three teeth

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  8. The ORPO1 does like ladies with curves...

    That makes two of us, Glenn.

    Of course, in OK she will smile and only have three teeth

    I thought that was Arkansas, or mebbe Mrs. Hippie. (Moogie ain't gonna like THAT) ;-)

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