Life is full of 'em. Here's my latest:
I wanted full-grown flamingos, not flamingo CHICKS. Oh well, I've thrown away one whole helluva lot more money in times past than what I spent here. There was an upside, though. My UPS Lady asked me "what did I bring ya today?" as she handed me the box. "Pink flamingos," sez I, in reply. You should have seen her expression. That alone was worth the 20 Yankee Dollars.
Back to the drawing board.