...but mebbe not to you, Gentle Reader. The concept in this video is painful, slightly tacky, and the execution is heavy-handed, but there IS a tiny kernel of truth herein:
Don't ask how I know about that tiny kernel of truth. Let's just say I was young and clue-free. But that's all behind me now... there is no dog house here at El Casa Móvil De Pennington. The solitary life has its benefits... however small they may be. Well, check that. These days I never find myself in a position where I have to be a mind-reader as a matter of course and that's a benefit of indescribably large proportions. Ah, the simple life.
h/t to Jewel, who posted this vid in a comments thread at The Haven. Coz Daph is in the dog house. Surprisingly.