From My Buddy Ed in Florida:
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Isn't that just loverly.
ReplyDeleteHeh! Double nyuk!
ReplyDeleteOn The Facebook thing...I do Facebook, but under a fake identity. It can actually be enjoyable.
But, I love the tweets. Truth. There are thousands of husbands and wives that Facebook messages back and forth from the next room...some even in the same room. Weird...
Moogie: Loverly, indeed.
ReplyDeleteAndy: re: your last. Weird ain't the word for that. I don't know what the real word actually IS, but weird comes closest.