From My Buddy Ed In Florida...
Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice...
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Heh.
Nyuk! Ed sounds like a couple of friends I've got myself down in Fort Myers, FL...
ReplyDeleteThat is just wrong.
ReplyDeleteHey, I only feed my corn snake frozen and thawed mice. But I doubt color would have any effect. She just likes to eat!
ReplyDeleteWell, ya can't please all the people, all the time. ;-)
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